crap ring

Sphincter muscle in the ass.

Dude, that girl had some elastic crap rings!

by jaydawg February 19, 2005

Crap poker

1. (another) euphamism for homosexual.
2. One whose penis pokes another's faeces.
3. (another) euphamism for homosexual.

Dave: Dave's a shit hot Crap Poker.
Dave: Yeah!

by AdamStIves February 24, 2009

Hot Crap

What you use when something is indescribably amazing.

\"HOT CRAP!\" That crossdressing video was the funniest thing ever!\"

by bubba_taylor April 26, 2005

crap on thighs

used instead of 'shit' or 'fuck'...think about it...crap on your thighs must feel terrible...you'd get chaffed and everything

(i just missed a pool shot) "CRAP ON THIGHS!" Then keep on drinking.

by carl berg March 30, 2003

T-Crap

lil bastard who is....well a little bastard

ur such a T-Crap

by clit June 9, 2004

crappy piece of crap

iDubbz. Literally.

Do you know what idubbz is?

You: What?

A CRAPPY PIECE OF CRAP!

by MyBigFatBoobs December 13, 2019

Crap Shoot

A person, place, or thing that is full of shit!

That place was a real crap shoot!
You ever seen the movie Jingle All The Way? What a Crap Shoot!
The Cops are crap shoot's. FTP!

by chuckmangioni February 9, 2010