jeremy cow

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spin again

"have u watched jeremy.mp4?"
"yus."
"good."
"cow cow cow cow cow."
"jeremy cow is eplioljko."

by jeremy cow December 6, 2021

Corkscrew Cow

A sex position which requires a horizontal tire swing and a very long dick.

Did you have a good time last night?

Yeah we did the corkscrew cow!

by akagipanda February 18, 2022

kafira cow

the king of shitposters
the dumbest man to ever live

loves nigga twerk
hates lilian

kafira cow bruh

by ben 69 February 20, 2022

kafira cow

the king of shipost and shitposters
his bestie is cash
loves nigga twerk
not verry famous but has 8000 shitposts

kafira cow bruh

by ben 69 February 20, 2022

cow style

the act of two obese people having sexual intercourse

man my mom and dad did cow style last night

by 2346536373 March 2, 2022

Cow Tipping

when you put artificial nails on a female cow who is thirteen and a half weeks pregnant with John Cena's children. They have to be purple and red nails that are at least seventeen feet minus 37 centimeters long. One of them has to have a picture of Harry Styles on it. After you put on the nails you have to push the cow over into a pile of its own poop.

Me and Anna went cow tipping last friday!!!!!!!! The cow had so much poop on it lol.

by marckis123456789 March 5, 2022

Skinny Cow

A man who takes more than he gives. He is stingy and a withholding man who could potentially just not have it to give. More often, he just enjoys being cheap. He is often a greedy man who intends on taking more than he gives to a woman. He’s crafty and manipulative for someone who has nothing to offer.

Wow! Jelani and Scott are such a skinny cow. Look at how they use women’s time and energy without it being on their dime.

by Ángel De Jade December 31, 2020