COURTESY PLOP

This is when you unravel enough toilet paper and toss it in the toilet bowl so that when you are taking a dump the toilet paper breaks the fall of your poop. Allowing you to poop so no one can hear you doing so. The poop then rests gently on top of the toilet paper until you flush the toilet or until you "COURTESY FLUSH."

Ever go to the bathroom at work and you need do the #2, and your boss walks in behind you? You don't want her to hear or smell your shit. You already know and use the courtesy flush technique now you can also use the courtesy plop technique.

by My Shit Don't Sound April 25, 2010

Courtney Stults

an overall badass. seriously, she's a badass.

Man that Courtney Stults is a total badass! Why can't I be just like her?

by imsoawesome123 November 5, 2011

Course my horse

Basically another version of totes my goats

Mom: are all your chores done?
Child: Course my horse.

by [insert username] May 10, 2015

courted

The hidden masked driving force behind actions you take, usually resulting in a bad situation evolving.

I guess that's cus you were, and probably still are a well behaved good mannered girl? Unless you can tell me otherwise? Where as I was and still am courted by trouble!

by Velda, girl detective August 26, 2017

Home Court Advantage, The

The natural advantage that one female will have if they are... in the act with another female. This comes from "knowing the turf" better than most guys.

Martha: I hooked up with Cindy last night at Paco's party.
Mary: How was it?
Martha: Wicked Awesome. She knew exactly what buttons to press.
Mary: Ah, yes, The Home Court Advantage.

by BThomps August 30, 2005

Common Courtesy Dick Down

1. Courtesy 'Fuck'
2. Hook Up, One Night Stand
Also Known as a 'CCDD"

"Well she's got huge tits, but a manly face. I guess I'd give her a Common Courtesy Dick Down"

by MaverickPenguin December 26, 2008

courtesy wash

1) After having sex, the woman gets a warm, wet washcloth and washes the males penis and balls.

2) After having a threesome, the male gets a warm, wet washcloth and washes his girlfriends and the third party's vagina.

This action typically leads to lots more great sex.

"That courtesy wash made me hard again... buckle up baby!"

by Child of the valley December 9, 2009