orinda country club

A club full of rich white people who drive big ass luxury cars that have to make the drive up to their second house in tahoe once a season. Spoiled little blonde that are fixed to play golf, tennis, and get yelled at by steve and end up in therapy, but come back to raised their kids and participate in the shark parade

"Opp is the best swim club"
Orinda country club kids "Really, well how many times did they win OMPA?"

by user467257379_sus December 11, 2021

Marin Country Day School

A k-8 private school in Marin county. This school is “inclusive of all backgrounds and diversity”, but unless you can pay the 40000 $ tuition every year, your exempt. In 8th grade 2022, I can name a whopping 15 out of 80 kids that aren’t white. If you’re a girl, you must wear lulu lemon and wear oversized sweatshirts. Girls also must go to Starbucks every day at or they risk severe withdrawal from their pumpkin spice lattes. Girls must also have played lacrosse for 2 or more years or everyone will basically fuck you for being “unathletic”. Boys must wear khakis and graphic tea shirts to be popular. The teachers also are seemingly blind to whenever any rich fuck twat bullies or shits on everyone. Everyone that attends must also have at least 2 or more houses, or else your considered poor. Moms don’t even have to work, as their rich ass husbands that work in law or finance make enough money to pay for the g wagon that their wives drive to yoga in, and they can still afford their chalet in the Swiss alps, their summer vacation home, and their regular home.

person one:(loudly) OH NO.I ACCIDENTALLY DROPPED MY 1300$ IPHONE 13 AND MY AIRPOD PROS ON MY 3000 $ OFF WHITE SHOES.

person 2 to person 3:(Whisper) Rich thunder cunt. He must go to Marin country day school.

person 3: Agreed

by Amy Edolson March 6, 2022

The end of the country

Where you want to go after a successful assassination.

"Quick jimmy, drop that rifle, we need to get to the end of the country. Its our only chance to escape the law"

"We have to get to the end of the country, I'm pretty certain that the cops don't even know where it is"

"I have just done a murder and am on the run from the law, I know!! The cops wont think of looking for me at the end of the country."

by reballare August 4, 2009

A Third-Word Country

= a place where even the wealthy suffer, and only every third word is intelligible during a zoom call.

The Coronavirus does not discriminate between socio-economic strata, leveling all of Humanity; so when a grey rectangle appears on our screens--YOUR INTERNET CONNECTION HAS BECOME UNSTABLE-- we can barely make out every third word, combined with TERRIBLE distortion, during our only tenuous links to the outside world-- our Zoom} calls-- & we are all, thus, living in "A Third-Word Country!"

by z'mirote May 16, 2020

London The Country

Our very own Jack Avery of Why Don’t We’s accidental spoken word...in the “5 Second Challenge” interview, Jack was asked to name 3 countries in 5 seconds...under pressure he named London as a country.

“U-uh...Finland! Uh...LONDON!”

And London The Country was born!

by DeltaHerron September 14, 2020

National love a country boy day

Go love a country boy cause there as hot as they get

I'm gonna go love a country boy since it's National love a country boy day, February 27!

by February 27 country boys December 5, 2020

6 degrees of a Country Song

Every situation in life can be linked back to the words in a country song,

I love how he compares everything in life to 6 degrees of a country song ❤️ I hope retirement is filled with no shirt, no shoes, and no problems 😂

by KDawg.84.91.21 February 2, 2021