cock control

the ability to control ones cock. In sense of erections and lasting however long they want to during sexual acts. Most notable with being able to become a male pornstar!

Male fan: Is my cock big enough to be in pornos?
Pornstar: You gotta have cock control. That is what matters.

by imstoneybologna January 24, 2015

Giulia Conte

Giulia Conte is a successful and famous politician from Naples, Italy. If you vote for her, you'll never regret it.

Have you decided who you're going to vote for?
-I'm not too sure.

Then you definitely have to choose Giulia Conte!

by Boyfromtheboot October 6, 2020

GameCube Controller

a controller that people drop 3k on to beat up mario.

guy: I dropped 3k on this GameCube Controller
homeless guy: But why?

by half life source speedrunner August 21, 2022

Mexican Staring Contest

When someone standing around creepily stares down a passing girls ass in admiration

Hannah don't look but i think those guys are having a mexican staring contest with you

by goatsicle August 23, 2012

Nature's Birth Control

Anal Sex. The 100% effective, 100% natural birth control is doing it in the butt. Do a girl in the ass and she won't get pregnant. Also known as "NBC"

Brian isn't ready to have a baby yet but his wife went off birth control so he decided to start using Nature's Birth Control and did her in the butt.

by Mile High Doctor November 12, 2012

denial of context

when a thread in an online discussion becomes so dense that no one can figure out the context of any post in it.

A: what was the context, again?
B: i thought you knew.
A: Oh. A denial of context has occurred.

by unexistential September 3, 2016

eurovision song contest

Song competition between European countries and Australia (WTF?!).
Was meant to bring Europe closer together and is now the main reason why we hate each other.
Best European invention ever.

Europe lets Australia participate at the Eurovision Song Contest, but not America. Why? Well, because we hate you, America.

by WeresorryAmerica April 20, 2017