condom dick

The scent of your dick after you have sexual intercourse wearing a condom.

Friend: "Bro, what's that smell? It kinda smells like rubber."
Me: "it's just condom dick bro'"

Sex, dick, vagina, smell, condom

by Lyseegee May 17, 2016

Condom broth

The residual liquid from boiling a used condom or creating a thin soup from used condoms

Ben L. Enjoys a warm cup of condom broth when he has a cold

by Condom Broth for Christ June 23, 2017

condome

Leo is very stupid for writing this word. This is small brain time.

- Someone wrote condome.
-Yeah, it was definitely Leo.

by Novimaximus21 October 24, 2019

condescending dick

Anthuk77

so glad im not condescending dick

by loladadsadadasdasdada October 29, 2021

Condensed milk and bread

Is not a thing and will never be a thing. Cause it’s fucking stupid.

Condensed milk and bread: The act of taking a slice of bread and putting it in condensed milk.

-“Hey Greg, you want some bread and condensed milk?”
-“no, that’s not a real fucking thing”

by Sheblumie March 28, 2022

jalapeno condom

1. when someone uses a jalapeno flavored condom

2. when a crazy bastard rubs jalapeno on his dick to make it spicy

1. damn that guy uses jalapeno condoms
2. oh making your own jalapeno condom burns

by julian27 March 15, 2010

Garbage bag condom

A type of condom someone uses when thier penis is over 9.7 inches long and whoever uses it can sometimes be a fag

Nick: just got my garbage bag condom
(Girls blushing)

Darth Vader: hey give me my garbage bag condom you gay retard

(Girls now laughing)
Girls: hehehe what's the size of yours... 2 and a half inches

(Nick now walking away crying in the distance)

Darth Vader: now who wants to have some fun if you know what I mean

Girls: ew your discusting go away from us you fag

Nick: haha at least I'm not the fag in here

by swaghetti and memeballs March 26, 2017