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Must have been a computer-glitch

A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.
If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.
by QuacksO March 2, 2023
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teleparallel computation

A paradigm in which a spinning-discrete plane of uncountable prime cavitations is able to calculate the distance from one prime cavitation to any other prime cavitations.
Teleparallel computation inspired by Einstein's proposal of teleparallel gravity proposes that electrostatic magnetism arises from panformalism's ability to compute the ideal draw-distance among an uncountable number of prime numbers on a discrete cylindrical plane.
This creates a frictionless surface.
by sandraxine November 10, 2021
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Bi-Computal

The ability for a person to use both a MAC and PC functionally.
Joe is bi-computal, he built out a Visio and then translated it to Graffle.
by Berticusmaximus May 30, 2013
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computer

A mini world created by pixels and drunk people on drugs, cocaine, and steroids.
man: OH GOD HELP SON IM DIEING
son: grampa your just drunk
man: oh, I'm going to create a computer now bye
by deezmomiscool January 19, 2022
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What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Master And Slave (the peripherals and accessories of computer electronics)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
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computer wid

A legless asswipe from my IT class, who plays the theme to dr who on his laptop and yells at people for drinking coke near their computer
Computer wid burped and it smelt like shit, dog shit.
by Peter Howell December 15, 2008
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Computer

Both I and you know the definition you are looking for, so instead, I'm going to write a proper definition:

A computer is an electronic device generally consisting of a screen, a keyboard, a mouse or trackpad, and internal components which allows it to function. Computers are devices to perform a variety of tasks from doing calculations, that no human could ever do, in seconds, to playing games, to writing essays. Also, YOU KNOW WHAT A FUCKING COMPUTER IS, HOW ELSE ARE YOU HERE!!! THE ONLY REASON YOU ARE SEARCHING THIS UP IS BECAUSE YOU WANT SOMETHING SMUTTY!!! JUST GIVE UP AND GO TO WATTPAD IF YOU ARE SO DESPERATE!!!
"Ah, I'm home, time to open my computer to find something smutty on the urban dictionary." said/thought you
by Unlisted_games27 December 15, 2022
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