Ron's mom walked into his room and caught him applying that five finger choke while he watched his next door neighbour undressing through his bedroom window
by John Mcfudge May 14, 2020

by Daddy Toñito July 25, 2025

by AkiraShakira January 17, 2023

by Viggø September 14, 2023

When a kodi says something so confusing and wrongly sexual that a Jasmin chokes on her curly wurly straw
by Jasck May 23, 2019

Phil: I found out the fast way that "Larry" was really a "Louise", the egg sack scared me at first...I was like wtf is that!
Jerry: Then you figured "If you wanna do something right, you've got to do it yourself" and unzipped your pants.
Seth: Choking the lobster eh? I see ya.
Jerry: Then you figured "If you wanna do something right, you've got to do it yourself" and unzipped your pants.
Seth: Choking the lobster eh? I see ya.
by crackerdoctor June 19, 2011

A peanut butter sandwich, especially served from a lunch bag without liquid to wash it down. Used by Philadelphia area middle- and high-school students.
This choke don't even have jelly.
by Ms. Mamie September 3, 2022
