The unnerving glare cast by the chav made me feel uneasy as I clearly did not don the appropriate attire necessary to fit in.
by Mitch_B March 24, 2023

Katie price is the definition. So sorry Katie’s you gotta live and if anybody thinks it natural I hate to break it to you luv- it’s not
by yourgingercampfire October 21, 2020

A chav, or more commonly known as a retard is one who eats only at places that are near free. Example: a bin. They wear only tracksuits and select fabric that they find that has at least:
-Been worn 40 times (minimum)
-Been run over by a car that has been stolen
-Had spilt food on it
-Was made in a country they think is a city
A typical chav, would go around, spitting on people because it marks their territory. Eat at McDonalds for nearly every meal, except when they get paid (by stealing) and actually pay for their meal.
A male chav is incredibly bad tempered and rapes the nearest female when he is ready, usually at the age of 12-15.
A female chav is always looking for a mate. As soon as she is born she tries to wear thongs infront of fellow chavs and lose her virginity at the age of 11-13. If she hasn't, her parents will spank her until she is forced to say 'I will not rob McDonalds for a month.
Chavs usually use insults such as 'DICKHEAD' and 'BELLEND' without actually knowing what it means. They tend to live in the back gardens of those on holiday or in someone's unused room without them knowing. Their natural habitat is a bin.
-Been worn 40 times (minimum)
-Been run over by a car that has been stolen
-Had spilt food on it
-Was made in a country they think is a city
A typical chav, would go around, spitting on people because it marks their territory. Eat at McDonalds for nearly every meal, except when they get paid (by stealing) and actually pay for their meal.
A male chav is incredibly bad tempered and rapes the nearest female when he is ready, usually at the age of 12-15.
A female chav is always looking for a mate. As soon as she is born she tries to wear thongs infront of fellow chavs and lose her virginity at the age of 11-13. If she hasn't, her parents will spank her until she is forced to say 'I will not rob McDonalds for a month.
Chavs usually use insults such as 'DICKHEAD' and 'BELLEND' without actually knowing what it means. They tend to live in the back gardens of those on holiday or in someone's unused room without them knowing. Their natural habitat is a bin.
by I'm Teh Rel Big Shaq Ting April 19, 2018

A horrifying species who reside in Britain. Often to be found in their main habitat- outside MacDonalds or in school spraying their Victoria's secret spray and choking half the class. To this day they have not learned how to apply makeup properly and can often be found wearing almost a whole bottle of bronzer. They also seem to think slug eyebrows look good. To summarise, if you are ever unfortunate enough to meet one, good luck and R.I.P
1. "Mate you know Sarah? She's such a chav. I'm scared to go near her cuz she might slap me with that messy bun of hers"
2. I'm scared I might get infected with the chav disease. Chav-itis is almost as bad as Corona Virus
2. I'm scared I might get infected with the chav disease. Chav-itis is almost as bad as Corona Virus
by JOE_DAD February 28, 2020

A white person in Northern England (in a boy's case) who tries to act black by using MLE but using it to the point where they sound retarded and cringy and wears tracksuits all the time thinking they're the shit but in reality, they look like dumb fucks. Honestly I hate them little shits.
Whereas the female version of a chav is when a white girl puts an awful amount of tan to the point where they look like normani from fifth harmony, wears loud tracksuits thinking they look like paris hilton but in reality they look like a baby with down syndrome. You may see them in tik tok, that's how they usually look. You will see them mostly in ireland (basically everywhere in the UK but london but there's a tiny population of them there). They are usually very rude.
Whereas the female version of a chav is when a white girl puts an awful amount of tan to the point where they look like normani from fifth harmony, wears loud tracksuits thinking they look like paris hilton but in reality they look like a baby with down syndrome. You may see them in tik tok, that's how they usually look. You will see them mostly in ireland (basically everywhere in the UK but london but there's a tiny population of them there). They are usually very rude.
Your dumbass: Why does that irish traveller, Miranda look like that? She's almost the colour of beyonce!
Me: She's a chav.
Me: She's a chav.
by HAVE YOUR MAN SCREAM WOII OIII July 16, 2020

Chavs are bitches with no lives who have nothing better to do than make people think their not better than them and who all have the same personality, voice and all look the same their like fucking robots and they really peak in school and as soon as schools over they have no friends left and end up working at a shitty job like maccies or supermarket or some shit like that because they were to busy to listen and failed every subject
by Potato173 November 5, 2021
