change in a jefferson

to take a poop- as in a number two as jefferson is on the two

oh man it gotta change in a jefferson so bad i think im touching cloth

by hoofio January 19, 2007

changen

A pansexual alien from a planet of unknown origin. Because they are a different species, Changens cannot interact socially with human beings, and are often mistaken for common retards. Changens have but one goal, to purify every world in the universe from the existence of Tubbs. Only when their work is complete will Changens return to their home planet. Thus far, specialists have been able to learn only little of the Changen home world. From what they have discovered, notable differences include the fact that "Danger Zone" rhymes with "Boiler Room", and that "the more you litter, the greater the chances of finding a trashcan". It is also widely believed that the Changen home planet is in fact a vast empire, led by a Dictator named Mao.

Do you know why that kid is eating pizza with chopsticks?
Yeah, don't worry about him, he's just a Changen

by OrionShea November 14, 2014

Turn Changer

A Turnchanger is a complex invention. A Turnchanger is usually described as "everything that you don't need on a piece of wood." This is because Turnchangers do everything. A common Turnchanger usally has one or two motors, lights, and cool music. Turnchangers are so cool and popular that it is not only a machine, it is a band. Turnchangers do in fact exist. They are really BRAWLIC.

"Turn Changers are like iPhones, but better."
"Okay. Lets have a Shindig."
"Yeah, farnesque."
"iltg. brawlic."
"OK, fine."
"Deal"
"Word"

by jimmy scott January 16, 2009

backseat changeup

A backseat changeup is what happens after a double date when you're all so drunk you get into the wrong car's back seat and fuck some dope you don't even know.

Jeff) Oh hey Bill, how did you and Caron like our double date last night?
Bill) I thought it was a lot of fun, I'm concerned that I pulled a backseat changeup with Betty though.
Jeff)

by Whatsaspacebar? December 22, 2008

Kentucky Oil Change

The act of eating greasy fried chicken while at the same time masturbating or performing oral sex for your female partner.

I'm hungry and you're horny. A Kentucky Oil Change would hit the spot right about now.

by thetip January 22, 2013

Mexican 2 finger oil change

A man sticks two fingers in a womans butthole and puts it in his butthole then sticks his fingers in her vagina by finishing with both fingers then in his mouth

Can I give you a Mexican 2 finger oil change. Or would you like me to change your oil

by Ben and Stephens wacky words April 19, 2017

Change of Gear

Sexual act involving a male partner urinating on a second (or multiple) partner(s) to remove sperm previously ejaculated on his/her's face. It is usually performed with one partner standing, or otherwise elevated such that his reproductive organs are adjacent to the "recipient's" face. The second partner(s) may sometimes kneel or adopt a crouched position to facilitate this. The sperm must not necessarily be completely removed, as it may sometimes contribute to the final result by mingling with urine.

The name refers to the organic "change of gears" which takes place when the first partner must switch from ejaculation to urination.

I stood by that kneeling woman and sprinkled her with my sperm, then performed a "Change of Gear" and urinated all over her head and neck.

by destructodroid June 28, 2009