Filipino Chainmaster

If you are performing a Filipino Chainsaw (see page A9), you may call up the services of a licensed Filipino Chainmaster. If a professional is present during the chainsawing, the act immediately becomes holy.

Brian: I'm Filipino chainsawing with my buddy Keith, I love this Filipino chainsawing with my friend Keith.
Keith: Yes, I love doing this too Brian my friend.
Brian: Let's make this holy and now.
Keith: Here is my friend Ramsey, he is a Filipino chainmaster, he will make this so holy Brian.
Brian: That's awesome Keith my friend, let's do this more now but with the Filipino chainmaster which makes it holy.
Ramsey: I am the Filipino chainmaster and this is holy.

by The New Jersey Times January 18, 2023

licking the chain

1. v. to be physically or mentally exhausted

2. v. to have a hangover

1. "I shouldn't have pulled that all-nighter. I'm really licking the chain now."

2. "Should have skipped some shots of vodka last night, I was licking the chain for hours when I got up today."

by Überschall July 26, 2009

alice in chains

Alice in Chains (AIC for short) is an American grunge rock band which was formed in the late '80s. Along with Nirvana and Soundgarden, Alice in Chains is one of the best grunge rock bands to have ever existed (and my personal favourite one). With songs like "Man in the Box", "Rooster", "Rotten Apple", "Would?", "Again" and their best album "DIRT" they talk about fear, depression, axniety, sorrow and anger. Unfortunately their vocalist Layne Staley died in 2002 by heavy drugs usage. Now their are still performing with William Duvall as the vocalist and have brough albums like "Black Gives Way to Blue" (2009) and "The Devil Put Dinosaurs Here" (2013). One of the best, if not the best, grunge rock bands to have ever existed.

"I know Nirvana is a good band, bu Alice in Chains kick ass when it comes to grunge rock"
"I bought the "Facelift" album by Alice in Chains today morning! Gonna blast it to full volume now!"

by Sierra7 January 4, 2017

jerking the chain

Casually jerking off.

"Yo, I walked in on your lil bro with his hand down his pants.."
"No problem dude, he was just jerking the chain"

by Jsmacky August 8, 2017

Maw on some chain

1. To mindlessly ‘eat the booty like groceries’.
2. To tongue-punch the fart box.

“Man I can’t wait to go maw on some chain this weekend”

by The Chainmawers April 16, 2020

Alice In Chains

1 of the big 4 grunge bands. Made some of the best fuckin bangers, featuring Layne Staley's amazing singing and Jerry Cantrell's amazing guitar skills. You may have heard some of they're songs like man in the box, them bones, would, down in a hole, nutshell and a shit ton more. Check out their unplugged, it's fuckin awesome. Alice in Chains and Nirvana are hands down my favorite grunge bands.

Yo dude have you listened to the album dirt?
Yeah man, Alice in Chains rocks!

by CSkyhawk May 19, 2021

Taking that chain

The main word in the sentence *Chain* is an object around a neck that can also symbolize respect, and having that chain taken away from means you are loosing that respect.

1. I’m taking that chain away from you n*gga

2. Yo N*gga that shit is not right, Give me that chain bitch.

by Proffesor.Proople August 23, 2021