Carson Johnson

When you are sucking multiple penises at one time, and then everyone then ejaculates inside your nose.

Wayne- “when I was at camp they pulled a Carson Johnson on me”

Chuck- “oh shit did they ejaculate in your nose”
Wayne- “they pulled the CJ special and did it in my ears as well”

by anonymous April 23, 2024

Carson5212

oh boy oh boy were do I even start Carson5212 is the king of all

Carson5212 is the king of discord

by carson5212 April 26, 2024

Carson City Six Pack

The act of inserting your thumb into a girl’s anus. Simultaneously you take your middle and ring finger and insert them into her vagina. You then attempt to lift her up similar to how you would carry out a six pack of beer from a sketchy liquor store.

I hooked up with a spinner last night. She was so petit I was able to administer the Carson City Six Pack.

by Neerstyneert May 1, 2024

Carson

Carson is a faggot nigger and he likes to wear thongs

Carson is one gay ass nigga

by onBDbitchnigga July 10, 2024

Carson

Someone who is annoying, has no friends and easily offended.

Stop annoying me, ur such a fucking Carson.

by skibiditoiletenjoyer69 July 25, 2024

Carson

Carson(noun) A person who habitually lies due to deep-seated insecurities. Typically, a Carson exaggerates or fabricates stories to appear more confident, successful, or interesting to others. The term is often used to call out someone who consistently distorts the truth as a way of masking their self-doubt or inadequacies.

Don’t believe what he said about meeting that celebrity; he’s such a Carson. He always lies to make himself look cooler.

by brosbeforehoes321 August 14, 2024

Carson!

Carson(noun) A person who habitually lies due to deep-seated insecurities. Typically, a Carson exaggerates or fabricates stories to appear more confident, successful, or interesting to others. The term is often used to call out someone who consistently distorts the truth as a way of masking their self-doubt or inadequacies.

Don’t believe what he said about meeting that celebrity; he’s such a Carson! He always lies to make himself look cooler.

by brosbeforehoes321 August 14, 2024