Canadian Mudslide

When you rape a mongoose.

Hide your butt. Cohoe's gonna give you a Canadian Mudslide.

by Davenumberone October 15, 2011

Canadian

Courgageous defenders of all the worlds' less fortunate and those who have injustice and wrong being done upon them.
Historys' toughest soldiers with the biggest smiles and the by far largest hearts.
Men and Women of every race and culture living together in perfect harmony with little to no recognition of their differences.
Inventers of some of the worlds' most important inventions such as the Telephone and Insulin.
Also home to all those who are oppresed no matter how badly or who they are. (*cough* African Americans *cough*)
Oh and William Shatner.

Greg: Canada? Canada sucks!

Chris: What do you actually know about Canada?

Greg: Um.. Canada sucks! USA USA USA!

Chris: Uh Huh.

Greg: Wait aren't you American.

Chris: Yeah, and I know what's better.

Yeah remember when you all retreated on the beachs of Normandy and the Canadians' didn't? Because I sure as hell do.

by Robert Richardson Ronaldson August 20, 2010

Canadian Handshake

While traveling outside of Canada, a Canadian may introduce themselves by grabbing the other person's ass, balls or vag. Most commonly used by crazy drunk Canadian girls on vacation.

Hi, my name is Nicole (said while reaching around and grabbing the waiter Jose's ass with a firm Canadian Handshake).

by Pixieeee July 9, 2010

Canadian Slip

To get out of doing your job and shifting responsibility to a co-worker or someone else because of laziness

Joe just pulled the Canadian Slip when he transferred a call to a co-workers desk for no good reason. He also pulled a Canadian Slip when he took an hour dump after taking an hour lunch.

by kevinho December 31, 2008

Canadian Lunch

A daytime sexual rendezvous with a co-worker during a boring business trip.

Weary after long hours of traveling and installing the exhibit, the interns thought they would take a canadian lunch back at the hotel, to rejuvenate themselves.

by neuecorbu January 7, 2010

canadian cupcake

similar to a cleveland steamer, the canadian cupcake is the act of taking a crap on someone's chest as part of a sexual ritual

she dropped a "canadian cupcake" on his chest

by therehowsthat? August 25, 2010

canadian burrito

The word a Canadian pervert would use to describe his schlong when trying to seduce an underage Mexican housekeeper.

Mike (Canadian): "Hi Juanita, have you ever had a Canadian Burrito?"

by Tacotuesdayistoday April 15, 2014