Crank Reynolds 

hi. im crank. i think im cool. but im really just a crusty red headed step child. son of big ed, with dooshbag glasses. i dont like the wij. and i cant come through in the clutch. ask my dad.

hi. i had an offensive on the game winning play so my dad took a rusty cheese grader and busted my grundle.

Crank Reynolds by mr. know it all November 27, 2003

crank 

The penis, cock, dick, male sex organ

If she grabs your crank you grab her snatch

crank by springfield June 24, 2007

crankycrewmarkimoo 

one of my absolute favorite mutuals. she is a very swaggy person <3

someone: "yo who's your favorite mutual?"

me: crankycrewmarkimoo

crankycrewmarkimoo by a fellow human person July 20, 2021

Crankypuss

Often times affilaited with someone of the name Kaley. Cantakerous. More likey frustrated with co-workers and their constant stupidity.

Kaley was a crankypuss this morning. She was fruystrated that her co-workers didn't think she was actually at work.

Crankypuss by SheriffJoe December 8, 2021

Crankypated 

A bad mood related to a sluggish gut 🤤

“I’m so crankypated I could shit my insides out”

Crankypated by fligugigu January 18, 2022

crankerchief 

A napkin or rag used to wipe off the black stuff on the bottom of the crank pipe.

Cassie used a crankerchief to clean her glass dick before she took another hit.

crankerchief by Jamie Pheloney April 9, 2005

crankilate 

to own above all recognition

"I just killed 5 people without dying on Halo, I sure did crankilate!"

crankilate by Mitchell Boughman November 28, 2007