Condom Suit

A suit which also acts as a condom. Conforms to the shape of the penis.

Samus’s suit is the greatest condom suit.

by Sammy Summers January 6, 2020

<.7.9.7.6.>You Only Promote Condoms & It Is Truly Annoying<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>You Only Promote Condoms & It Is Truly Annoying<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>You Only Promote Condoms & It Is Truly Annoying<.7.9.7.6>

by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

condom crusher

When you fuck a girl so fucking hard that the condom breaks and you tell your friends 9 months later that was how your first kid was born

Carl:hey darin my son is the result of a raging condom crusher

Darin:that’s fucking awesome my dude

by alexanderhamilton October 27, 2017

condom

a term often called a rubber sock

i made him put the condom on before doing it

by gay_kaiden December 6, 2022

Condom mud

Residual fecal materal left on a condom after anal intercorse

Rachael I think you sat on chocolate. Oh no it's just condom mud.

by Ray ray jr August 2, 2018

Condom Sewer

Another name for a rectum that sees a lot of penetrative sex, with or without a condom. Typically reserved for gay males but could be used for females/trans/non-binary etc.

I took on 4 guys last night, I’m such a condom sewer.

by Cam the mofuckin jam September 26, 2023

Internet Condom

A VPN, or anything that mostly masks what you do online.

Person 1: Hey, do you know any good Internet Condoms?
Person 2: Mullvad is a good option.

by brodean3 March 23, 2024