"this music still moves people today een if its 200 yrs old"
it can still move retarded idiots who dont understand music and ddint evolve their musical taste
high iq ppl listen only to electronic
"thre is no word to describe beethoven"
i can describe this as shit coz ur too retarded to know that shithoven is the def of shit
"plants listen rather to ludwig van bitchhoven"
plants listen to classic shit music coz they dont have brains and have low intelligence
who likes old pussy classic music has no brain to understand real music
electronic is too complicated for plants, monotone emotionless violine or piano sound keeps them in the extasy
it can still move retarded idiots who dont understand music and ddint evolve their musical taste
high iq ppl listen only to electronic
"thre is no word to describe beethoven"
i can describe this as shit coz ur too retarded to know that shithoven is the def of shit
"plants listen rather to ludwig van bitchhoven"
plants listen to classic shit music coz they dont have brains and have low intelligence
who likes old pussy classic music has no brain to understand real music
electronic is too complicated for plants, monotone emotionless violine or piano sound keeps them in the extasy
mozart: yo biatchhoven dont copy my classical shit, u dumb shit!
biatchhoven: but i cant hear anything, i will suck ur cock if u will give me sonata
mozart: u won bitchhoven, now suck it bitch
biatchhoven: but i cant hear anything, i will suck ur cock if u will give me sonata
mozart: u won bitchhoven, now suck it bitch
by trance is better than thisshit April 21, 2010
Get the classical mug.Object-oriented programmers that get so inlove with creating classes that every stupid little thing they code has to go into its own class. Behavior that will get you shot at MIT.
Look at nurdman. He's just created 20 classes for 40 lines of code and just got shot for over-classifying. Lucky it was only in his fat ass and just a flesh wound.
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Jason Becker is the shit man!!!!
He's the best fucking classical guitarist today.
Jason Becker is the shit man!!!!
He's the best fucking classical guitarist today.
"24 Capricci Per Violino Solo and Speed Metal Symphony are fucking awesome."
"Yeah, Becker is the most awesome classical metal guitarist I've heard."
"Yeah, Becker is the most awesome classical metal guitarist I've heard."
by subhumanrhythm December 2, 2007
Get the classical mug.Somebody who is against people with bad morals, low income, and little/no education. A CLASSICIST DOESN'T CARE ABOUT RACE OR GENDER, EVEN IF IT'S HIS/HER OWN ONE. Somebody who biases due to race is a racist and gender is a sexist don't get them confused.
If you agree with these statements your a classicist, and not a racist or sexist.
I love black people, but I hate niggers
I love white people, but I hate rednecks
I love hispanic people, but I hate illegal immigrants
I love Asian people, but I hate Yakuzas
If you agree with these statements your a classicist, and not a racist or sexist.
I love black people, but I hate niggers
I love white people, but I hate rednecks
I love hispanic people, but I hate illegal immigrants
I love Asian people, but I hate Yakuzas
by Optical_Epilepsy April 20, 2011
Get the classicist mug.Combination of classroom and friend. Applies to someone who is only friends with you when you are in their class. In the halls, they don't know you.
"Why won't Catherine talk to me? I always talk to her in gym."
"Oh, her? Same thing happend to me with Matt. She's just a classie."
"Oh, her? Same thing happend to me with Matt. She's just a classie."
by Alex QB February 4, 2006
Get the Classie mug.Modern pop culture does not hate it because its "boring", they hate the people who listen to it because it makes themselves feel "smart" and "deep".
Nobody gives a shit on your analysis of how this chord and tone sounds mean and how the conductor's frantic swaying reflects their "soul", "emotional state", and "conclusive dipshittery".
For those who really do love it, I'm not bashing your music, I hold no grudge against true appreciators of your art. However, I do harbor a hate for people who listen to it just to elevate their own egos, or were forced to listen to it by browbeating parents.
Either that, or modern methods of composing music makes the traditional way of making noises by means of carved wood, strings, and hollowed lead pipes appear dinosauric.
Nobody gives a shit on your analysis of how this chord and tone sounds mean and how the conductor's frantic swaying reflects their "soul", "emotional state", and "conclusive dipshittery".
For those who really do love it, I'm not bashing your music, I hold no grudge against true appreciators of your art. However, I do harbor a hate for people who listen to it just to elevate their own egos, or were forced to listen to it by browbeating parents.
Either that, or modern methods of composing music makes the traditional way of making noises by means of carved wood, strings, and hollowed lead pipes appear dinosauric.
Upon posting this definition of "classical music", a ragtag lynch mob composed of angry college professors, browbeaten Asians with violins, and dweeby bookworms has assembled before my home half a second later to have me tarred and feathered.
by C Tan May 9, 2006
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