A Clapped Nathan

When you pour gravy in your nostril to flavour your brian

If zombies are going to eat you, you might as well do A Clapped Nathan.

by Bigdaddyofdick October 04, 2020

Clapped nonce

Fucking ugly ass pedophile

hey Josh do you think Tommy is a clapped nonce?

by Quagomolebork June 03, 2022

Stockton Clap

When you equally spread feces in your hands and slap someone in the face. Usually very effective, as tweakers in Stockton use this awful technique.

"That nigga tried to get up in my girl's cheeks, so I hit him with a stockton clap."

by lilallah18 March 10, 2018

Cum Clap

The act of cumming in your hand and then clapping

Jake cum clapped at his local primary school yesterday

by Spit roast January 08, 2019

Clap a writ

To issue a written warning to someone (usually when they break a rule/law)

You'd better get out of there before they clap a writ on you!

by NovaScotian-8 December 05, 2020

proper clapping

Proper clapping is used in several ways involving movement of the butt cheeks. Wether this be sexual activity, running, jogging, walking, jumping, well basically any time of movement of the body can cause "proper clapping"

Mate, i took this bird home last night, she was "proper clapping"
Did you see them two girls jogging before, one was "proper clapping"

by Rafal Pietranies November 02, 2016

Butt Clap

This is when you have gonorrhea in your ass.

She can only give you butt clap with her strap-on if she licks it first!

by Moose Hole March 25, 2009