clam casualty

When an important task is neglected and left undone due to lesbian sex taking top priority. Often used as an answer to a question with hashtags as #ClamCasualty

"Their entire garden died because they didn't water it all season... What a clam casualty!"

""Why didn't you pack a lunch today?" "#ClamCasualty"

by HankTheSkank27 April 5, 2017

Clam Spam

When a chick you don't know sends you an unsolicited spread eagle shot.

That chick somehow got my number and sent me some clam spam.

by MC Skankaholic July 3, 2017

Clam Splashing

The Female Equivalent to Tea bagging.

We were playing a nice friendly first-person shooter when all the sudden the Killcam shows the girl clam splashing me.

by Gnug November 3, 2017

Clam Walk

The act of dragging male genital up and down a person body from toe to head without breaking scrotal contact with the receiving body.

I totally want to clam walk up and down her.

by Oysterlover69 May 21, 2018

clam bucket

a well used vagina that smells like fish and is sorta gooey

that chic is a clam bucket

by Falc7 July 5, 2018

Clam Butt

When your ass crack develops an insactiable appetite for your under wear. Both cheeks work together to devoure and clamp down hard, griping and embedding the under garment between both cheeks driving it towards the anus. Typically predominant in humid climates and a comon side effect of swamp butt.

Hey freind I have a bad case of clam butt, can you help fish my boxers out of my ass?

Look at the way that girl is walking, she must have a bad case of clam butt.

You should probably throw that underwear out after that bad case of clam butt you had.

by Fart splinters October 13, 2018

Clam Man

Someone who gets fired from their job for no apparent reason.

"Ah man did you hear about Lindsey?"
"No, what happened?"
"Total Clam Man dude, she just left"
"Good riddance, I hate her."
"wow dude uncalled for"

by xxXBosmanXxx April 1, 2019