Much like your standard "chili dog", (When a man lays a sloppy shit on a woman's breasts and then titfucks her.) Except this one is usually done on a fat hairy man's chest... or woman if you're lucky enough to find one with a hairy chest.
"Dude, I keep finding chesthair dingle-berries embedded in my pubs after I gave that guy David a Hairy Chili Dog!"
by Word Smartist January 26, 2022
A large spread of thick diarrhea that covers the entire surface of water in a toilet: often a rich brown color.
by AllCheesesAreWarm July 14, 2023
by Dansdad July 19, 2022
by Wipferjr November 09, 2021
" I don't know what it is, but those Latinas are so damn sexy. They dance so well, sing well, have sexy bodies, are fun to be with, beautiful faces and they're funny. I think i got chili fever cause i'm not even Latino."
by farukhan May 14, 2017
When your junk has been sitting in ball soup for a while, then they cool off for a bit, the sweat is caked onto your junk, and your balls start sweating again. Typical for extreme heat and working in a dish pit or steel mill.
Guy 1: Dude, it's hotter than a dick out here...
Guy 2: I know man, I've been sitting in ball chili all fucking day.
Guy 2: I know man, I've been sitting in ball chili all fucking day.
by poorwhiteboy August 04, 2017
A chili taco is when you eat spicy Mexican food and drink mountain dew all night. The next morning, you invite your girlfriend over and have diarrhea in her snatch. You use the spicy Mexican diarrhea as lube.
"Hey babe, don't forget to pick up taco bell on the way home from work. Let's cancel dinner with your parents so you can give me a chili taco"
by GuineaGorilla January 13, 2025