BritishBible

The best british meme account on Instagram, posting quality memes daily, and has a lit WhatsApp group chat. They also replies to DMs :D

*The BritishBible Group chat*
Jack: I like every girl on this chat and am a borderline nonce
Megan: YUMMY DADDY
Jess: *tags everyone and tells then to get online*

by GGGRASS May 31, 2019

British liquid

A slang term to describe a cup of tea

Would you like a cup of British liquid?

by Davies84 June 1, 2019

britslapped

To be intellectually schooled, often aggressively, by a British person with a trained or otherwise posh-sounding accent.

Victim: Why all you say aluminum wrong?
Brit: Hmm... well Waynetta, aluminium is how ALL scientists refer to it as an element. You know those folks with more than half a working brain?

Victims friend: Awww gal you got Britslapped, right there!

by British Appleworm June 20, 2019

brittshot

A shot volume that is proportionate to your alcohol tolerance

"Steve wants me to take a shot, but I don't want that much alcohol... I'll take a brittshot instead! For me it's only half a shot."

by Unicornpoof June 28, 2019

British gonorrhea

The British version of gonorrhea its different from the American gonorrhea.

Dude how was England?
It was cool except I got British gonorrhea from some girl.

by xX360NOSĆOPËxX July 1, 2019

British Wig

Jack off on a cancer patients head and call it a British Wig

I went to see my girlfriend in the cancer ward and i gave the bitch a British Wig- Cheerio!

by SnowWhite0222 July 22, 2019

british slag

A slag who is british and fucks a different lad every day

1: My boyfriend cheated on me with HER
2: I’m not surprised she’s the definition of a british slag

by tbh i cba fr mate September 18, 2019