Awkward Brick

A situation that reaches extremely high levels of uncomfortableness and perplexity. It is when it is so awkward, you won't talk to the other people for the rest of your life. It is as if a giant brick of awkward fell from the sky and landed in the room, smashing all other emotions.

"Son, were getting a divorce."
AWKWARD BRICK

"Baby, I'm cheating on you with your two brothers."
AWKWARD BRICK

by Jesus Dacuma March 16, 2008

Go Eat A Brick

A phrase to be used when someone is annoying you, pissing you off, aggravating you etc. Meaning Go do something other than talk to me. also + meaning buzz off: f**k off: go away: kick rocks: and the occasional "go eat a d*ck"

Aggressor: Why you always this that and the third?

Aggravated: GO EAT A BRICK!

by The real John Cash July 4, 2008

on brick

A rock solid erection

Last night Tiffany was looking so good i was on brick the entire party.

by NappyNo August 7, 2017

nokia brick

One of those phones which are known for being bulky and never breaking
like the saying "drop an iphone, break the screen, drop a nokia brick, break the floor"

guy 1 "i broke my iphone the other day, had to get a new one
guy 2 "what you got now?"
guy 1 "not much, just a nokia brick

by dabantabus April 30, 2015

Hit em wid a brick

To totally blow someones mind, and or do something amazing. or to just hit someone with a brick

ay yo son HIT EM WID A BRICK!

by Brick man July 15, 2010

party city brick

an ejaculated-on stack of party city costume catalogs to the point it is a solid stone slab of dried semen

John: Why do you have a brick under your bed and why is it white?
Danny: It's my party city brick bro

by sackTN December 25, 2021

juice the brick

To recharge a NiCad battery, especially the large, brick-like batteries used in older notebook computers and video cameras.

Max: "hey Evan my cameras dieing i need to go juice the brick"

by Evan and Max June 27, 2006