Bowling Ball

When you're engaging in foreplay with a lady, and you insert two fingers in her vagina, and one finger and her poop shoot causing her to curl into the fetal position, after which you proceed to throw her like a bowling ball

Todd: What happened to your wall over there?
Rob: Oh that's from last night when I bowling balled Lindsay, we hit a perfect strike.

by CharlotteTheHarlot September 4, 2014

bowling ball

having several fingers inside your partner.

Ian was feeling kinky so he used his girl as a bowling ball.

by JET FUEL CAN MELT STEEL BEAMS May 8, 2015

bowling

What you tell your girlfriend's parents when they ask where you are going on a date, when you are actually going back to your place.

Ooooo girl, how was your "bowling" date last night? Did he get a strike😉

by liberal bitch January 22, 2016

Bowling Balled

The act of picking up a woman by inserting two fingers into her vagina and your thumb in her anus and lifting her with said hand and carrying her like a bowling ball.

"Oh man, last night Jenny passed out, so I bowling balled her back to bed."

by Creaturecat March 7, 2016

boozing boobies

When you drink so fast that it compares to the speed you drank your friend's mom's tit milk the night before.

Man I way ahead in drinks, keep up. Shit I'm boozing boobies right now like I did with your mom's last night.

by Hocksean10 July 21, 2016

Bowling

When you're into bald men and you represent it.

Ex: Friend 1: hey there's a really hot bald guy over there.

Friend 2: I think he's hot but I love pulling hair during sex...so I don't know what to do .
Friend 1: what to do? You ride his face and head like a bowling ball.

by King pin 5000 July 13, 2016

Boozling

Boo-zuh-ing - verb, Taking joy in being an idiot who's misbehaving

Ryan had fun in class Boozling, but he will have a detention after school tomorrow for his misbehavior

by Boozledhouse September 7, 2016