Legi-bullshit

The art of writing a University essay in an apparently legible way where in actual fact it is composed of entire bullshit, just legibly.

Student 1: Hey man did you finish that essay?
Student 2: I legi-bullshit the whole thing...

Later...

Student 1: How'd you do?
Student 2: 75%... Legi-bullshit :)

by Cozzer101 August 19, 2012

fucking bullshit

not participating in PE class

Person 1: Hey I think I'm gonna have a heart attack!
Person 2: Right before PE class? That's some fucking bullshit man.

by alphasyke February 17, 2022

pullin the bullshit

Pullin the bullshit is when somebody is posta do something and they don't do it.

Let say ur girl told u she was gona come 2 ur house,a hour latter she say she can't make it,she pulled the bullshit on u.and that's pullin the bullshit

by young carter December 14, 2008

Mickey Mouse bullshit

A phrase used to describe anything irritating or meaningless, or just a stupid-ass comeback

Jim: Hey man, how's it going? I need you to raise and edit the financial budgets, get the wages going, and also our caffeine is out of stock, as well as monitoring the computers for possible transact-
Me: Yeah, whatever I ain't got time for this Mickey Mouse bullshit, I'm out fucker. *Grabs Harold and shoves him out of the window, falling out with him*

Timothy: Man, you're stupid for not knowing question 6.
Aanshi: Well you're a pile of Mickey Mouse bullshit.

by D-stroyer May 3, 2021

Bullshit!?!

What people around the world, whom it is not known by them that which is good for them, are starved for.

Person 1: Thaart Theere is a deal, the footlong sub, only five dollars. Why... it's for less than a gallon of gas!

Person 2: bullshit!?!

by Florideutsch Boy April 10, 2008

Bullshit

Lies and propaganda in order to make profits.

The main stream media is bullshit.

by OmegaVideoGameGod August 31, 2016

Brexit bullshit

Brexit bull shit is the United Kingdom leaving the EU but is taking fucking ages to do so just fucking leave and honour the general election on the vote

“Brexit bullshit when are we gonna leave the EU it’s taking the piss now”

by Stayout March 29, 2019