beaver date

When a girl chooses to go out on a date with another girl instead of a male.

Janet asked Christine to go on a beaver date to the fundraiser instead of her husband, Nelson.

by Pookie Murphy June 1, 2010

Beaver Bump

When a Skank and a Ho' bump their 'Beavers' in celebration. Equivalent to bros' chest bump.

When Jessica served that Ho, all her bitches gave her a beaver bump.

by Fender Lover November 15, 2010

Beaver Blinkers

noun: An imaginary device that a man apparently wears when he gets obsessed with a woman that he is having sex with; causing him to ignore other parts of his life, or the fact that the woman is not good for him.

The phrase uses beaver, a slang term for female genitals. and refers to horse blinkers (blinders) which are a device used to stop cart pulling horses becoming distracted.

adj: Beaver Blinkered

John: Have you heard from Tommy recently?
Don: Not much at all since Tracy came on the scene.
John: Ah, he'll have his Beaver Blinkers on, he can't see anything but pussy right now...

by Jonfan Beast February 2, 2013

beaver house

An alternative word for "damn"

Well beaver house bells, that sucks.

by tomacato flower August 28, 2016

Beaned

Getting kicked in the penis

oooo SHIT jaylen got BEANED

by headasskwasi December 13, 2018

Beamed by cortex

if you were beamed by cortex you got yo damn server shit on LMFAO

"bro my server got beamed by cortex"
"get beamed by cortex nerd"

by kopeika February 16, 2021

sleepy beaver

While your girlfriend is sleeping, she queefs.

Wow, that was an intense sleepy beaver, it's almost palpable...stings the nostrils.

by Chelsea & Greg June 16, 2008