double burrito 

When one burrito simply isn't enough to fill the large urge you have to devour burritos.

Or when wrapped up in a blanket to resemble a human burrito and someone wishes to join in on the cuddling, making it a double burrito.

Boy- Man, I'm so toasty in my blanket. I'm a human burrito!
Girl- That looks comfy and I'm kinda chilly. Can I join your burrito?
Boy- Of course! Double burrito is best burrito!

double burrito by KawaiiKaley April 5, 2016

Naked Burrito 

When you eat a burrito naked in a closet and cry because your life sucks

P1- what did you do last night

P2- just pulled a naked burrito

Naked Burrito by Xtremecows July 17, 2016

Wet burrito 

Another term for a blowjob

Yo, did you hear Sarah gave Matt a wet burrito in the stairwell

Wet burrito by DirtyJersey99 October 26, 2016

love burrito 

A semi-semen covered burrito

After a night filled of adultery and mouth full of semen, Jane regretfully ordered a burrito she couldnt finish eating. Surprisingly, she went home to a hungry husband. He swallowed every bit of the love burrito.

love burrito by Lovemaker565 March 14, 2011

wet burrito 

After intercourse, a man defecates (takes a nicely logged shit) in the woman's vagina.

Sure, the sex was great, but nothing tops the wet burrito I gave the bitch when I was done.

wet burrito by N8 Dogg November 4, 2003

eating the burrito 

when a woman is standing up over another person (male or female) she poops and it falls into the persons mouth and on there face!!!

He was eating the burrito in science class!!!

eating the burrito by Ralph March 24, 2004

tube steak burrito 

a long, snake like, piece of shit which forms like a burrito as its coming out of your anus, tickling your taint, and into a girls mouth

dude! you gave that chick the finest tube steak burrito

tube steak burrito by Jordie Pants December 21, 2008