by larstait October 12, 2003
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Get the august 3rd mug.after the man ejaculates into the womans mouth as the woman is giving him a blow job, she spits the semen back up onto his bare chest and he vommits all over her
Julie was giving head to Brad and as Brad ejaculated into Julies's mouth she spat the semen onto his chest and he vommited all over her giving her an August Jewel.
by clarance robinson January 14, 2008
Get the August jewel mug.An alcoholic beverage in which a Jello Shot is dropped into a beer, resembeling the fat kid from willy wanka Augustus Gloop drowining in the chocolate. Otherwise known as A Gloops, The Gloop, and Gloops. Invented by Bieber CNB and Duff BNGP.
When You cant stand another saki bomb, drink an Augustus Gloop.
Gulp the Gloop.
"I couldn't get Augustus out of the Gloop, the Jello stuck to the cup.
Gulp the Gloop.
"I couldn't get Augustus out of the Gloop, the Jello stuck to the cup.
by Bieber CNB November 14, 2010
Get the Augustus Gloop mug.When drunk as fuck at a local hotel pool, one is tired of the apple he has halfway eaten. He then decides to toss the half eaten apple in the pool.
After tossing the apple, the apple culprit walks through a puddle of piss on his way to the bathroom.
The next morning at breakfast, the apple is still floating in the same spot as the night before.
After tossing the apple, the apple culprit walks through a puddle of piss on his way to the bathroom.
The next morning at breakfast, the apple is still floating in the same spot as the night before.
Maxwell: Yo man, after your done with that apple I want a bite.
John: Aight man... SPLASH!!! Oops, I just did the St. Augustine apple toss.
Maxwell: What the fuck did you do that for man? I wanted some of that apple.
John: Aight man... SPLASH!!! Oops, I just did the St. Augustine apple toss.
Maxwell: What the fuck did you do that for man? I wanted some of that apple.
by Grinnell March 31, 2008
Get the St. Augustine Apple Toss mug.National girl friends day. Not fucking girlfriend day. GIRL FRIENDS. A day for girls to celebrate their friendships with each other. If you try pulling this national girlfriend day shit on your boo, you belong on the sidewalk.
On 1st august that bitch tried to tell me I owed her something, bitch didn’t even read that she was supposed to hang out with her friends not me.
by Nip clampr August 2, 2020
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