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Fandom Attack

A sudden urge to represent or express your fandom.
I knew she was having a fandom attack when she suddenly decided to cut her hair like the lead in her favorite fandom.
by ZombieKat1012 July 7, 2016
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Matrix attack

It's not a fucking Matrix attack Jesus Christ ate you motherfuckers corny.
Hym "Again. It ain't a fucking 'Matrix attack' you fucking gomers. Jesus, you guys are absurd. That would be convenient for you though, wouldn't it? Because if it's not a Matrix attack, then you've been promoting a rapist AND PEDOPHILE (Because if I fucked a 16 year old I'd be considered a pedophile) for years while simultaneously refusing to promote and/or poaching a NOT rapist (as I have raped 0 people). Really guys... I'm loving this. Russell taught them the ways of 'TRUE love'.... By force. What's that Jordan Peterson always says? 'If you're willing to use force then blahblahblah I'll probably still have him on my podcast because I don't give a fuck about rape' ~ Jordan Peterson (I'm paraphrasing a bit but that SOUNDS like something he would say)"
by Hym Iam September 20, 2023
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Bear Attack

When a large, hairy homosexual man gets drunk and beligerently hits on a straight guy or rapes him.
Mark:What happened to Kevin? I haven't seen him in a few days.
Scott:He was a victim of a bear attack. I think he's in bellvue now.
Mark:That poor bastard!
by Kyle April 10, 2003
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Wack Attack

When someone gets way too high, and freaks out slightly. Symptoms include paleness, sweating, loss of the ability to open your eyes, and a desperate desire to no longer be high.
Josh: Dude, is Sam ok?
Joey: He is Wack Attacking.
Josh: Oh... Shall we fuck with him?

"Fuck... I'm ok... I'm ok... Its just a Wack Attack."
by Beentherebeenhigh August 26, 2009
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Fart attack

Whe a person takes a huge shit then has a hear attack fron the fart.
Damn boy.! He had a fart attack
by Ebonybitch300 January 14, 2010
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naked attack

When a person, being without clothes, physically tackles another person in the presence of others with the purpose of publically humiliating them.
Did you see Matt this weekend? Bryce wasn't looking and Matt totally naked attacked him in front of everybody!
by DarkRob2000 July 22, 2008
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Attack helicopter

When a guys penis is soo small that's it just foreskin there and it spins uncontrollably while he is pissing.
"hey dude you should have seen my piss earlier, it went everywhere in a full circle, I was a fucking attack helicopter"
by TiP August 30, 2016
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