I love you to the moon and back

To love someone all the way around/inside his or her butt and away/out.

Beyoncé: Do you still like me?
Jay-Z: Gril, I love you to the moon and back.

by Mick Phersurani May 30, 2014

I will eat you

A Political part and Catch phrased Coined By Aisle Five's Very own Al;bert Bigginz (THATS ME BIOTcH) who coined it durring a rhyme..anyways it means Aboslutly nothing

*reporter* Mr. Bigginz What do you know about the "I will eat you party?"
*Me* Bitch i know Nothin 'Cept if you ask me another dumb Question " I WILL EAT YOU BIOTCH I AM SUBWAY AND I RESERVE THAT RIGHT. VOTE FOR ME "

by Albert Bigginz April 7, 2005

I can't with you

Meaning, you're a weirdo. You need help

I can't with you right now Joe

by Rose420 August 23, 2017

I hate you with the passion of the Christ!

A hate as great of that equal to all the Christian Blind people and their take on Mel Gibson's Passion of the Christ movie. Ultimate Hate beyond any basic understanding.

Mick walks into work to find Desiray is sitting at the computer hogging the internet at work.
Desiray smirks and does not share although, her being a she-whale, has been on the internet all morning, continues to hog the internet and not relent it to Mick.
Mick yells "I hate you with the passion of the Christ!"

by Hardcore_Harry December 23, 2008

i wish you were a horse

Often said by Bonack to explain that he wants to punch someone in the face. Derives from the story of the time when Bonack punched a police horse in the face.

Bonack:Marty I wish you were a horse.

Marty: Why, so you could punch me in the face?

Bonack: Yessshhhhh

by crippus1 March 28, 2009

I like you for who you are.

1. (politely) I don't have romantic interest in you.

2. (sarcastically) Get lost, creep!

1. "I'll call you tomorrow."

"I like you for who you are."

2. "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"I can't tell you how much I like you for who you are."

by Downstrike May 28, 2004

i love you johnny cakes

what you say to a same sex friend when you feel affection towards them in a non sexual way.

Gee Larry you are swell at pitching a camping tent. I love you Johnny Cakes!

by Sean Eastbridge May 27, 2006