Onion

A vegetable that Shrek mentions in the movie: Shrek the Third

Shrek: Ogres are... like... onions.
Donkey: They stink?
Shrek: Yes- No!
Donkey: Oh, they make you cry.
Shrek: No!
Donkey: Oh, you leave em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin’ little white hairs.
Shrek: NO! Layers! Onions have layers, ogres have layers. You get it? We both have layers.

by The Onioner November 20, 2021

Warm onion

The remains of a tea-bagging on a sunburned face.

The rings on his face was a clear indication that he enjoyed a warm onion.

by Jissy August 20, 2015

gone off onion smell

A pungent moldy smell.

The gone off onion smell tasted super pungent.

by Debskelly1985 May 11, 2023

onion bean

An onion bean is the definition of Mac after half a yoke

Friend:have u seen Mac
Him:absolutely onion beaned

by Luggs January 15, 2019

onion enema

Something that makes you cry like a baby.

I asked that bitch out and she rejected me, and now I'm sobbing into my beer like I got an onion enema.

by big daddy flim September 7, 2014

An Onioner

A wheat dough pastry in Polish cuisine, with a diameter of 15-20 cm, topped with diced onion and poppy seed, characteristic of Lublin cuisine. Originally named 'Cebularz'.

I just returned from Poland and I've eaten an onioner there. It was delicious.

by gingerfrog August 4, 2024

Dropping Onions

Letting your nuts flop out of your boxers at someone, and you surprise them with it.

Bro, Joey just popped his balls out, dropping onions, on that old lady at the bus station!

by Darkpage July 28, 2021