A definite homo. Tries to fit in, but fails miserably every time. Bad at playing the bass. Big nose. Has probably been hung up on the same person for years.
"Ew. Why wont that Alyssa bih leave me alone?" asked Hailey
"Idk but she makes me wanna commit toaster-bath." replied Dylan.
"Idk but she makes me wanna commit toaster-bath." replied Dylan.
by listerine69 April 23, 2019
Get the Alyssamug. Kotaku senior editor on Ubisoft's payroll, who yells "m-u-h racism" while simultaneously promoting the race based rewriting of an entire culture's history.
"I don't care what your teachers (or history) taught you, Yasuke was the first black samurai" ~ Alyssa Mercante
by ChopStix36 July 25, 2024
Get the Alyssa Mercantemug. a young lady wondering why the fuck everyone's posting these lies they call definitions of there names.
alyssa js dont give a fuck no more !
by Jjpenny November 22, 2021
Get the alyssamug. If you ever meet a girl named Alyssa do not let her go. Alyssa is the type of girl to make sure you’re okay before herself and talk to you for hours about any of your problems. She will always try and help in any way she can when she loves someone. If you ever get to be in a relationship with her don’t fumble it. You may see her for her beauty but she is so much more than that. The random bursts of energy, random topics about shit you never even thought about, and how much she knows about her favorite show. She loves like a dog, it’s both a gift and a curse. If she chooses you do not let go, she’s perfect.
by waxzy.xx November 20, 2023
Get the Alyssamug. by Joe Yuri November 8, 2019
Get the Alyssamug. The best girlfriend a guy could ask for. Is better than the guy currently writing this but whatever. She is hot and sweet and will always make you smile. She will melt your heart and make you blush all the time.
by Alyssa’s bf March 30, 2021
Get the Alyssa Bengemug. 