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african porch monkey

a slur used to undermine african-americans. not super common in todays age, but used on social media occasionally.
“hey dude, i was called an african porch monkey on xbox today. what’s that mean?”

“oh, it’s just a slur typically used towards an african-american.”
by itsok2005 February 2, 2022
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african slush puppy

A fat black man with large nipple, usually say the word “nigger” once a day.
Hey look at that over weight, potty mouthed, African slush puppy.
by Cherry Poppins November 15, 2017
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African Mud Packer

When one takes his shit and stuffs it's all in her mouth and packs it down deep with his cock.
Nathan took his shit and gave Katrina an African Mud Packer, she enjoyed it very much.
by Stewthecunt March 27, 2016
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by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025
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African House Sparrow

A smoke detector with a low battery. Frequently heard in the background of YouTube videos.
Bro, I tried to watch that new video, but I couldn't stant the constant chirping. It sounded like an African house sparrow.
by Trust me I'm a doctor. February 2, 2025
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African Speedway

It is the act of taking a dump on a girls back, then coming on it and then matting it down with a rolling pin
Honey, that Taco Bell isn’t sitting well with my stomach can I give you an African Speedway?
by The boom boom clapper October 4, 2025
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My African

He is a very sweet African and very fine. He tends to put you as one of his top priorities and will love you for you. He is actually a beaner but looks more African then anything. He is very sweet and very loyal. He is good at communicating and can make you fall inlove w/o even trying to. He will honestly get you attached. He has very good style and Likes to go to quinces especially to dance. He has many green flags but you cant know all of them bcus you might fall inlove. But "my African " only belongs to Anaile Natalia Valtierra. So fck off of "my African "
by Anailes man March 7, 2023
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