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Marmite Banana

The aftermath of a messy anal session I.e. A penis covered in fecal matter.
I was left with a proper marmite banana last night after Lesley let me put one up her shitter
by Eddie_ed April 19, 2017
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banana masturbation

when a female grabs as many bananas as she wants and stick them in whichever hole she wants while screaming the annoying orange "he will mock you" song :)
"i had just gotten home and i opened her door and was going to give her a present but i found her doing banana masturbation"
by fkyoujames June 14, 2017
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Rasputin Banana

The Rasputin Banana is when you use shattered glass from fine glass to slice 3 to 5 of the veins on your penis and shout "Для России!" (Translation: "For Russia!" ) and proceed to rail your boyfriend or girlfriend in the ass until they shit themselves using nothing but dick blood for lube.
I picked up this chick at the bar and she told me she wanted to do something extra kinky tonight so I gave her the Rasputin Banana.
by KING HORN November 20, 2017
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cheese banana

I ate the cheese banana for lunch today with my sandwich.
by Thisisthethief June 28, 2016
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Banana fart

A banana fart is when a guy is giving a girl anal and the girl happens to fart.
Eww did you just banana fart on my dick?

Oops sorry...
by Lava lamp July 26, 2016
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banana-hair

A rarely used insult on female Robloxians who use the Straight Blond Hair; which looks mostly like a banana peel. Often and inexplicitly called "ramen-hair" because of the hair's design being used and combined with Ramen Bowl at an uncommon rate.
>unknown freebie girl walks in front of me.
>Girl (mostly has the hair): can you adopt me plsss
"no thanks, banana-hair."
>freebie girl cries at an inappropriate time while i slowly walk out of the nursery building;

>probably bumping into anyone right now because it's almost fucking full
by lemonfell January 29, 2018
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god banana

Banana... but god
damn I saw that god banana in the store the other day and that ish was looking ripe.
by eek.momsharts January 14, 2017
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