by rperazag August 15, 2010
Her Most Royal Majesty obviously has a low IQ. This is proved by her ridiculous definition.
1) The English language and French language are different. There is no possible way you could compare the two. Our language was great until you Americans butchered it.
2) I'm not really bothered if I get called English or British. Why don't you get over being called "yanks".
3) You don't really have the right to call it anything other than football. We invented it and we play it better. Go play baseball or something.
4) You guys think you're so heroic because you joined in the last year. You guys wouldn't be brave enough to stick up for countries like Poland.
5) What would you rather be doing? Living in a house, watching TV and be playing video games. Or living in a tipi, eating buffalo and watching the fire? That's what you would be doing if we hadn't shown up.
6) What do you care? You're just another typical, unintelligent yank (Oops, sorry. I meant American).
7) Majesty claims "I'm sure they were very happy to see Europeans coming to take their land." Read number 5.
Majesty is a fine example of why we Brits believe the Yanks to be a lower form of life.
Examples of England vs America,
1) Complaining because you know for a fact that if it wasn't for us, there'd be no America.
2) We invented it, shut up. Manchester United and Chelsea could hammer (beat by a large amount) any American "team".
3) Americans not being able to stop bitching about how we lost our colonies (we put up a good fight, lol).
1) The English language and French language are different. There is no possible way you could compare the two. Our language was great until you Americans butchered it.
2) I'm not really bothered if I get called English or British. Why don't you get over being called "yanks".
3) You don't really have the right to call it anything other than football. We invented it and we play it better. Go play baseball or something.
4) You guys think you're so heroic because you joined in the last year. You guys wouldn't be brave enough to stick up for countries like Poland.
5) What would you rather be doing? Living in a house, watching TV and be playing video games. Or living in a tipi, eating buffalo and watching the fire? That's what you would be doing if we hadn't shown up.
6) What do you care? You're just another typical, unintelligent yank (Oops, sorry. I meant American).
7) Majesty claims "I'm sure they were very happy to see Europeans coming to take their land." Read number 5.
Majesty is a fine example of why we Brits believe the Yanks to be a lower form of life.
Examples of England vs America,
1) Complaining because you know for a fact that if it wasn't for us, there'd be no America.
2) We invented it, shut up. Manchester United and Chelsea could hammer (beat by a large amount) any American "team".
3) Americans not being able to stop bitching about how we lost our colonies (we put up a good fight, lol).
by Nitrokausion May 08, 2008
STOP STEALING OUR FUCKING SHOWS. and then saying it's a showtime original series.
seriously. get your own thought process. stop stealing britains.
seriously. get your own thought process. stop stealing britains.
england vs. america: tv shows america has stolen = shameless, skins, the office, american idol (originally pop idol), x-factor, america's got talent, life on mars, etc.
by nicole wotherland February 04, 2011
A phrase referencing the TV show 'The Good Place' and used when life in the United States isn't living up to the standards its people should expect.
SPOILER The final episode of season one of The Good Place can be used as a metaphor for how those in the United States are often brought up being frequently told that they are in the greatest country in the world, but are then disappointed every time they discover something new that the U.S doesn't statistically do well in.
Examples:
- No other wealthy nation lets its people die of treatable illnesses, simply because they can't afford treatment.
- The majority of other countries mandate employers to provide 20-40 paid days off a year.
- Very few countries force students into crippling debt.
- All but three countries have paid maternity leave.
SPOILER The final episode of season one of The Good Place can be used as a metaphor for how those in the United States are often brought up being frequently told that they are in the greatest country in the world, but are then disappointed every time they discover something new that the U.S doesn't statistically do well in.
Examples:
- No other wealthy nation lets its people die of treatable illnesses, simply because they can't afford treatment.
- The majority of other countries mandate employers to provide 20-40 paid days off a year.
- Very few countries force students into crippling debt.
- All but three countries have paid maternity leave.
"You know Jill next door, who got married to her boyfriend, Chad, five months after they met, just so he could get on to her medical insurance?
Well, they both got new jobs but now Chad's got cancer and his insurance won't cover enough of the costs, so they've had to get divorced to avoid Jill being bankrupted by his medical debt. America is the Bad Place"
Well, they both got new jobs but now Chad's got cancer and his insurance won't cover enough of the costs, so they've had to get divorced to avoid Jill being bankrupted by his medical debt. America is the Bad Place"
by America is the bad place October 27, 2021
What it feels like to have a corrupt congress and Trump as president when you have a functional heart and spine.
by HumaneAnimal November 09, 2017
First of all kill yourself faggot second of all America is full of fat shits and England is full of posh wankers that all are that much pussies they have started to grow an vagina and by the way both ur football club are shit you tits.
England vs America would be like-England cunt- oh we’re better than america we’re not all fat shits. You’se are all fat shits I have seen you. Typical Americunt- all you people in Britain just live in a castle and drink tea all day now that just sums it up for the Americans
by English are trannys December 14, 2021
A country that is accused of being rednecks, hippies, and fat bastards, and total complete idiots. Think about this though if we were idiots could i actually type like this without spelling mistakes, could we have some of the most powerful companies on the face of the earth, could we have one of the most powerful armed forces on the face of the earth. The government spends over 425 billion dollars a year on the US military, for training and weapons and some people wil have their opinions about that but its to protect us. Their budget surpasses some small countries. For example if we were idiots and fatasses would we have been able to do what we have done?, the internet, th atomic bomb, the space shuttle, services for the poor. Somebody tell me if im wrong common.
how many countries, people, cultures and ither things have we saved from certain anhillation? All the people from other countries on this website who talk about us have either have never been here or are just being prejudice and formulating opinons (cough...britian or other european countries) without us you would either be communist or nazi. We win every conflict we engage in that cant be said about most other nations.
Why do brits spell tire like tyre?
Why do brits spell tire like tyre?
by USA IS BETTER THAN U June 30, 2005