by alissaswilove April 30, 2022
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her exes are always salty bitches and think they are better than her when they're not.
her exes are always salty bitches and think they are better than her when they're not.
D: "omg i love alisha so much"
L: NO thabitch is manipulative
SK: she fucking made me sob
R: bye thats a whole case for me
W: idek her
C: *blushes* i think she has a crush on me.... 😳
SR: ya she liked me in year 3 lmao
L: lmao imagine being alisha in 2022 couldnt be me
L: NO thabitch is manipulative
SK: she fucking made me sob
R: bye thats a whole case for me
W: idek her
C: *blushes* i think she has a crush on me.... 😳
SR: ya she liked me in year 3 lmao
L: lmao imagine being alisha in 2022 couldnt be me
by nickandvlad4ever May 3, 2022
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by suncreamsniffer May 6, 2022
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by ilikebigdickdominicans July 17, 2022
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Get the Alison mug.A real low down and dirty son of a bitch that'll put the can in cannibalism if you get between him an a hot meal when he's hungry. Either patient as hell or temper on a hair trigger, one of the two. Slightly, vindictive slightly savage side that finds trouble. Goes with the name; defender of man. He's loyal. He's full of shit and can be annoying at times. And how oblivious he can be is infruriating. The reality is he has a shy sensitive side and has no game.
Omeegee you're an Alistair!? Your dick too big, too much effort get f*ck out
But I paid for an hour
You go now, f*ck off, too big, no refund, get f*ck out.
Bro that guy Alistair we did cocaine with in the back alley that time was such a chill dude. He bought a bag and got $5 change from the dealer.
I can't believe Alistair broke up with me after 'not reciporicating oral sex' was played in a game of cards against humanity. He was so good with his tongue and fingers.
What?? You weren't sucking his dick?
No, didn't need to, do you have any idea how huge that thing is?
But I paid for an hour
You go now, f*ck off, too big, no refund, get f*ck out.
Bro that guy Alistair we did cocaine with in the back alley that time was such a chill dude. He bought a bag and got $5 change from the dealer.
I can't believe Alistair broke up with me after 'not reciporicating oral sex' was played in a game of cards against humanity. He was so good with his tongue and fingers.
What?? You weren't sucking his dick?
No, didn't need to, do you have any idea how huge that thing is?
by woke@$6ruh July 23, 2022
Get the Alistair mug.she is a very sweet and loving girl that can make your day by just smiling.. although she can be rude sometimes if she's annoyed.. in other words, she's very funny and if u have her in your life make sure to never lose her.
person 1: do you know who is that person making everyone laugh is?
person 2: yeah! That's Alishba have you met her yet.. she's a lovely person!
person 2: yeah! That's Alishba have you met her yet.. she's a lovely person!
by mine_alone June 8, 2022
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