Gus Parker

The gate keeper of dad jokes

Person one: why did the scarecrow get an award

Person two: why

Person one: because he was out standing in his field

Person two: that was such a terrible joke you’re such a Gus Parker

by Gustopher215 July 8, 2019

bad parker

East European traveller

I can't go through, the bad parkers are back, looking through the rubbish for copper

by anonymous June 11, 2023

parker christian taylor

icky.

who is that?

oh my god that is so parker christian taylor
ew

by ratweasel April 29, 2022

Parker

a curly head ass nigga who can’t save a goal for his life

“Parker watch out there’s a ball going towards the goal get it”

Parker lets it in then punches the ground

by parkerbiggesthater May 7, 2024

Ivy Parker

Ivy is someone who haven’t met before. She’s literally looks like a goddess and has such a sweat and humble personality. She has such sophisticated yet down to earth aura around her. She has beautiful bright blue eyes with long lashes and perfect, lightly filled brows. Angelic, smooth face with strong cheekbones and jawline. Extremely smart, ( usually a year ahead in education from her peers ). The perfect freckles on her face give her a calm look and the way she throws effortless smiles on her face makes you completely memorized. Her messy yet elegant wavy hair and casual style makes everyone envy her. She’s just perfect.

Ivy Parker is someone I want to bow down to

by hsfffffff June 11, 2019

parker

He's a player. He is usually a brunette. He says he likes you but he is already dating someone.

parker is such a player

by ling ling hoe November 20, 2019

parker

look at parker shes so beautiflul and magnifiacent so has blown my mind

parker is the absulute best

by parkerknowsbest October 29, 2018