Matt Lauered

To be forcefully penetrated in your anus

I wasn’t into anal, but then I got Matt Lauered and saw what it was all about.

by NewDefinition2213 October 12, 2019

Matt Jackson

Objective reality is just a social construct and within that construct Matt Jackson is the smartest person in any room despite what actual reality may have to say on the matter.

A narcissistic force to be reckoned with.

Dude, you you completely fucked up, you need to be a bit more Matt Jackson about things.

You see how I Matt Jacksoned the situation back there, like a fucking boss!

by Davey McGoon May 24, 2022

matt simmons

matt simmons is a character on criminal minds who is best known for his breeding kink.

matt simmons is a dilf

by graysgublr April 02, 2021

Matt Surette

A veery handsome, sexy and hilarious man who makes all the women swoon.

"Did you see Stella fall down the stairs when she saw that guy ?"

"Yeah, makes sense, he was a total Matt Surette"

by Bambi_69 July 03, 2023

Matt Ramos

A gay guy around many people, a demonic bitch in closed circles

I thought he was cool, but then he flipped out on me last night. What a fucking Matt Ramos.

by Cryptosporidian November 21, 2016

Matt hunter

Pretty good friend and solid dude.
The kind of guy who gets the job done but would rather spend time catching up on life with the buddies.
Fun to generally chat, hang out, and have a few drinks with.

Person #1: Was hanging out with my buddy Matt Hunter yesterday havin some drinks and catching up on life.

Person #2: Ah nice, sounds like a solid dude.

by Hakna Shanovin June 26, 2023

the matt hamilton

The act of orally stimulating your lovers genitals from behind, resulting in either:

1.) Your partner getting rug burn between their butt cheeks from your mustache.

Or

2.) Your mustache collecting lint and other debris from the inadvertent action of stache-scrubbing their anus.

Named after 2018 Olympic Gold Medalist Matt Hamilton.

I gave him the Matt Hamilton last night. Ever since, he's been walking funny, and everywhere I go smells like butthole.

by Hard Pork Corn June 17, 2019