Potato head

One who is doesn't care to think things through or plan ahead.
A vacuous individual, a mental couch potato.

What a potato head, he didn't even bother to check and see if there was enough gas in the car before we left.

by Panthera Atrox February 17, 2011

Sex Potato

A person who always wants to take and not give anything while in the act of having sex. This may be someone who forces his partner for a blowjob, handjob, or positions which requires no participation from this person (Like woman-on-top) and won't do the honor to satisfy his / her partner.

This comes from the popular word couch potato, basically describing someone who is lazy, sitting on the couch and watching TV (yes, without bothering to entertain the TV set once he's done)

Kate: I left Joe 'coz he was such a sex potato, I was completely tired.
Mary: God, that must be like slavery! Glad you left him. Date an athlete this time

by troPunk June 10, 2010

Kawaii Potato

The cutest and most adorbable thing your eyeballs will ever witness

KawaiiKittenPotatoUnicornPuppy is SUCH a Kawaii Potato! Everyone hug the potato!!!

by KawaiiKittenPotatoUnicornPuppy April 07, 2017

mashed potatoes

Mashed potatoes at a party. Part of a larger expression of derision.

"Shit... if I knew it was going to be THAT kind of party, I would have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes!"

by Joshimo June 02, 2006

IM A POTATO

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IN A LITTLE POTATO WORLD(:

Joey: IM A POTATO!

Hannah: No, IM A BOSS POTATO AND I WILL RULE THE WORLD! GO POTATOS!!!!!!!

by IM A POTATOOOOO March 28, 2019

fuzzy potato

Something that is so incredibly awesome that it is like a sentient potato covered in fuzz.

"Oh my god, that drama class was totally the fuzzy potato!"

by Aingeal December 02, 2006

Potato Salad

An extremely addictive, potent, hallujuicenetic substance. Composed mainly of potatoe, egg, mayonaise,and chopped vegetables. The consumption of Potato Salad generally causes severe outbreaks of complete insanity. The effects of Potato Salad are hidden from non-potato salad users.

Dave:"I AM FREAKIN OUT MAN!"

Chase:'dude, its only potato salad...'

Dave:"NO DUDE! I AM FREAKING OUT!!! *Howl*"

Chase:'MY GOD! GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF MAN! ITS JUST

by BigNig May 08, 2005