by A_Suspicious_dummy September 26, 2022

by lexi014201 April 13, 2021

by Taijaluvsyou<33#6969 July 13, 2022

"Did you remember Father's Day is tomorrow?"
"Shit no I guess I'm getting him a world's best dad mug"
"Shit no I guess I'm getting him a world's best dad mug"
by JustYourBoy September 18, 2017

by nancipelosisqueef March 8, 2022

on that night I realized his desire, eyes focused on my bulge, his lip was snarled tightly grasp between his teeth and so I ran from Stevo the midnight meat mugging bandit never looking back. My dreams will always be hunted by what I can only describe as a shrill it reminds me of a pig crying
by Bucknackeds November 1, 2016

Ichor, the blood of the gods, pent up into a small aluminum can. It is said to bring all who worship, drink, and admire it to Valhalla. The bulldog on the front of the can is a representation of power, sanctity, and bravery. And if you drink A and W, fuck you.
by DiaperBuster June 13, 2023
