Chinese Democracy Syndrome (or C.D.S. for short) is a syndrome inwhich an individual tries to make something too "perfect". It's often used as a comical reference to the long awaited Gun N' Roses album Chinese Democracy.
Ted: How's that art project coming along?
Bill: I'll be done with it eventually. I just have a case of Chinese Democracy Syndrome right now.
Bill: I'll be done with it eventually. I just have a case of Chinese Democracy Syndrome right now.
by Assasaurus January 3, 2009
Get the Chinese Democracy Syndromemug. 1. (n) A state of confusion. It is thought that the term was derived when a Royal Navy Ship consisting of a Chinese crew and British officers was set to perform a firedrill. One group of the crew was to carry buckets of water from the port side of the ship to the engine room to extinguish the blaze. Then another team was to take buckets of water from the floor of the engine room and throw it off the starboard side. In the first moments of the drill, things went fine, however, difficulty in translation between the officers and crew caused confusion resulting in the first bucket team taking water from the port side of the ship, and dumping it off the starboard side of the ship while the second team did nothing.
2. (n) When the occupants of a car stop at a traffic light and exit the vehicle to cavort around the car like the lead knife in a knife parade
See also Chinese National Anthem and Chinese Puzzle
2. (n) When the occupants of a car stop at a traffic light and exit the vehicle to cavort around the car like the lead knife in a knife parade
See also Chinese National Anthem and Chinese Puzzle
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Jack: So we set up all the bands to play with eachother.
Hanns: How'd it go?
Jack: It was a damn Chinese fire drill in there...
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Jack: Let's have a Chinese fire drill at the next light.
Hanns: Kay.
Jack: So we set up all the bands to play with eachother.
Hanns: How'd it go?
Jack: It was a damn Chinese fire drill in there...
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Jack: Let's have a Chinese fire drill at the next light.
Hanns: Kay.
by Jsten December 9, 2008
Get the Chinese Fire Drillmug. Love children from China. Since the implementation on one child policy there has been a steady rise of Chinese Love Children.
Oh, Chun Sen sai has too many Chinese love children... way to avoid government taxes while forcing these children into child labor. Classic China...
by Tronboy333 July 17, 2017
Get the chinese love childmug. When you are stuck 1 inch in your mom and your dad is 1 inch in you. You aren't able to exit to the sides, either you go deeper in your mom or go back and let your dad get deeper in you.
Mike: Hey are you ok, you look pretty shooken up pal.
John: No I'm not alright. I got stuck in a Chinese Incest Trap last night.
John: No I'm not alright. I got stuck in a Chinese Incest Trap last night.
by Moist Sperg July 8, 2020
Get the Chinese Incest Trapmug. when someone gets on top of you
holds you down by force
then....
open your eye by force and licks it/tounge fucks it
holds you down by force
then....
open your eye by force and licks it/tounge fucks it
by katwoman88 March 3, 2015
Get the chinese blow jobmug. by Waylin May 11, 2015
Get the Soggy Chinese Phonebookmug. Someone who sells you gold (illegally) in WOW or Diablo III. You give them Money and your password and then they transfer the gold to your account. A week later they hack back into your account and take all your stuff, and then sell it to the next poor sap, thus creating an infinite feedback loop.
by Budthestud May 1, 2013
Get the Chinese Gold Farmermug.