No Bitch Is A 10 

In the almighty internet code book Letrolacus 6:9 it states that "In thou mighty world of the internet, no bitch is a 10." This means that no matter how pretty a bitch is, she will NEVER be a 10, since the almighty bitch calculator (personality*body*face/3=scale P*B*F/3=scale) dictates that if her face is the consistency of butter, she shall not be a 10.

Jake : Yo Timmy, look at dat bitch dawg, 10/10
Timmy : Naw man, no bitch is a 10, she's prob a hoe

No Bitch Is A 10 by AllMighterTrod December 7, 2014

turn your bitch into a tuba 

To insert a brass mouthpiece (a tuba mouthpiece is ideal for accuracy, but a trombone or high wind will work) into a woman's vagina and blow into it as if you were playing.

Can also be phrased as "turn this bitch into a tuba," if she is not already in a relationship.

You know after the competition I'm gonna turn your bitch into a tuba.

turn your bitch into a tuba by Telemarooners December 2, 2019

Bitch on a stick 

When a woman is acting like a bitch and she is having her period. She is a bitch on a stick because she crammed a tampon up her cute lil coochie.

She is being a bitch on a stick but once she popped that 'pon out I was glad to see her and the hole so I could fuck it.

Bitch on a stick by Rumsfeld August 11, 2004

bitch with a dick 

A guy that is a punk ass bitch.

Damn..He's a bitch with a dick!

bitch with a dick by stuntOnU March 15, 2004

bitch in a half

A distance or amount that would be unpleasant to endure.

That tree was a bitch in a half to move.

bitch in a half by Doah March 16, 2008

Bitch on a hovercraft 

A bitch who can move in all directions, But is a step below a Vector bitch.

They tend to juggle many people that they are screwing over at once and at a quick pace, they are manipulative and wretched little goobers.

That girl was cheating on that guy with three other guys and a girl!

Damn, Bitch on a hovercraft. that bitch can move!

Bitch on a hovercraft by Summon-a-bitch November 18, 2011

Bitch in a ditch 

a girl who is drunk and passed out on the floor who has had a bad night before hand.

*girl passes out*
Mary- Jemma has passed out- serves her right!
Jade- Meh, Bitch in a ditch and all.

Bitch in a ditch by coolkid1178 August 27, 2012