December 11

Ask your crush out on December 11! Common ladies go get yourself a man!

Hey 👋🏼 isn’t it December 11?
Yeah why?

Imma go get myself man then! Byeee!

by Rose445 December 10, 2019

November 11

National karate kick your worst enemy day. It’s time to get your black belt out and kick some booty

Henry: It’s November 11 time to kick my enemy bob
Bob: ahahahah

by coolbean08 November 10, 2019

September 11

A day that changed American history, but a birthday of many people. Anyone you know with the birthday September 11 make sure you make their day extra special because for all or most of their life their birthday will be a negative and tragic day.

Oh it’s Jessica’s birthday? I’m going to make her day extra special because it’s a sad day to have a birthday . September 11.

by Idontwanttomakeausername1234 November 1, 2019

9/11

An inside job, usually involving pentagons and planes.

That shit blew up like 9/11!

by Fuckbitches224 January 22, 2018

November 11

Give a girl your hoodie day! It's probabley going to be cold so do it!

Guy: Here is my hoodie
Girl: why are ypu giving me this?
Guy: It's November 11!!

by Hahahahahahahah112233446w52 November 8, 2019

November 11

National punch a short child day

"That child is 4'10 and he's 12 years old and its november 11, I guess i have to punch him"

by OwOboi6969 November 7, 2019

March 11

March 11 is Maryeli Gomez-Torres birthday. Add her on snapchat @jmaryeli_soccer

Girl 1: its march 11, Happy birthday maryeliiii
Maryeli: thanksksksksk

by Tacos para siempre October 15, 2019