Reality Bullshit

How Life Really is and How It's Not What We Expect it To Be, Nor Wanted To Happen

Man: Why Is This Always Happening To Me?
Friend Of Man: It's That Reality Bullshit I Been Telling You About

by Sunshineishereandneverleaving May 7, 2018

Bullshit crush

A bullshit crush is when a person has a crush on someone but doesn’t have a proper reason to like the and they often confuse a crush for lust

Stacy has a bullshit crush on Tyler

by J57 October 13, 2023

bullshit

Also known as math

DUDE THIS IS BULLSHIT
we get it gerald you hate math.

by ThatIdiotWithAPlan January 21, 2022

Bullshit

I wonder what the bullshit of the day is going to be...

Hym “Because you know he’s going to be on some bullshit.... Welp... on another note, how many commercial aircraft disappearances do you think were just suicide? Because it can’t be zero... can it? I mean, you could say 9/11 but the plane didn’t disappear. I mean like a pilot was just done with life and he put some sleeping pills in his co-pilot’s coffee and then he just flew into the ocean. I mean, you wouldn’t KNOW that that’s what happened. You’d only be able to speculate. But what are the chances that it’s happened 0 times? Probably low. Maybe the Bermuda Triangle is like the global suicide forest. 🤷 ♂️”

by Hym Iam October 10, 2022

spewing bullshit

man, my college professor wont stop spewing bullshit. this class so useless

Man I'm so bored in this spewing bullshit class; I'm on urban dictionary.

by wowbrothatscrazy February 10, 2025

Sideways Bullshit

Such utter bullshit, it needs to be turned sideways.

John: My mom doesn't wanna fuck you.

Bill: That's some sideways bullshit!

by Jesterr___ March 18, 2022

Bullshit

When a curtain Game Development Team removes 188 cars from the game to increase the amount of people paying there Monthly Paid subscription

"Yo Instert Development Team Name here just removed 188 cars from the game" - Guy 1 "That's some Major Bullshit Dude" -Guy 2

by J. Brooks March 8, 2024