Joey, a girl

One in a million! Beautiful, smart, practical.

Her smile distracts you from her amazing hot body.

Treats everyone nice and gives till it hurts. Works her ass off.

If YOU are the luckiest man in the world and have a Joey for your Babe, never ever take her for granted, and be grateful for every moment you have with her.

Girls like this only come along once in a man’s life, IF he’s lucky!

A wonderful lover, and makes the guy she is with feel special, always.

My gal Joey, a girl, makes me high just spending time around her. Can’t wipe the smile off my face!

by Alaska guy January 19, 2019

Paintball Girl

Usually a good looking girl who is not afraid of paintball. Normally Irish (because the irish are fearless beasts) dutch or french ey are cool also)

Paintball coach about paintball girl: Dayum, that Irish girl sure is smoking, on the paintball feild and outside if ya know what i mean!

by Meabbhos August 21, 2011

cottage girls

An online cult filled with crazed individuals that relentlessly harass Baillie Martin and her loved ones. They hold an infamous feud with Barron Trump’s fandom, the caviars, along with the Russian government, Harvard University, and the Vampire Weekend fans of Reddit. No one really knows why they exist or what their purpose is, but they definitely make themselves known.

Unknowing victim: “I just got a DM on Instagram from some people called the cottage girls, they asked me to help them with their manfiesto.”

Me: “BLOCK THEM!”

by Fleshmonster November 11, 2021

The dani girl

The dani girl is a mess 😂💕- Daniella Perkins 2019

Eg- my style is the dani girl style .

by Eleanor♡ November 8, 2019

house girl

Girl who attends to your house in exchange for room and board. Occasionally assuming role of girlfriend for various activities but not in serious manner.

We aren’t in a relationship but she is my acting house girl.

by CharlieRomeo June 22, 2021

tv girl

1) popular indie band.

2) the girl that is super popular and everyone gets along with, sort of like a manic pixie dream girl, but with more idealistic qualities.

1) “hey, have you heard that song, “legendary lovers” by tv girl?

2) that girl in our maths class is definitely a tv girl.

by sway_the_same November 19, 2022

Threat Girl

A female which upon first sight makes you so helplessly infatuated that you would break your dating fast for her, thus "threatening" your personal growth.

Can't tell if you are actually the duke; I perceive you as a Threat Girl.

by ASJ22 March 22, 2022