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internet stoned

When you've used the Internet so long, you're beginning to appear to be stoned. Similar to internet coma, except not nearly as serious and you don't need permanent termination of Internet usage, just a quick nap and you'll be fine for the next slug. Notice symptoms:

-Slack-jaw-ness.
-Inability to concentrate.
-Ruined memory.
-Insanity (oh wait we all have that).
Random d00d #1: Did you hear about Derek the other night? Man, was he Internet Stoned!
Random d00d #2: Wha happen?
Random d00d #1: Oh wait you're Derek #&*($&$*(#$&(FUCK

Jenny: Dude, you're totally Internet stoned.
Derek: Huhr?
Jenny: It's like an internet coma except you're only a quarter dead, not all dead.
Derek: Thash nice. Remind me to go to Jenny's house when I wake up. crashes
Jenny: *looks at watch* Great. That's the last blind date I'll ever have.
by Thatguywith2020vision June 23, 2011
mugGet the internet stonedmug.

krysten stone

is a girlfriend that everyone would want to have in there life. she is amazing, funny, caring, loving, helpful, supportive and you can always count on her. everyone wants a krysten but only a danny deserves her. she has an amazing rear end too.
wooah did you see krysten stone today, she looks amazing!!
by Danny Hamilton August 30, 2012
mugGet the krysten stonemug.

rolling stones

The Greatest Band of all time. I don't care what genre is your favorite, they have done it and are better than most of the people who specialize in it. They've never done a bad song EVER
by Stanley West August 28, 2008
mugGet the rolling stonesmug.

dick stoned

when you are stoned off the dick... not love...dick stoned
Damn, he had me so dick stoned!
by Shaebake October 1, 2007
mugGet the dick stonedmug.

kidney stone

a calcified rock lodged in a man's penis.
That guy looks like he is giving birth!
He has a kidney stone.
Ouch.
by themonicaalison January 13, 2016
mugGet the kidney stonemug.

Stone Cold

Term describing a really hot or stunning girl.

Taken from WWF wrestler "Stone Cold" Steve Austin's finishing move, the Stone Cold Stunner.
-"Have you seen Dan's new girl"

-"Yeah mate she's Stone Cold!"
by Ryan W Jones October 28, 2006
mugGet the Stone Coldmug.

stone bone

stone bone me to have sex with A hard one
"I gave this girl A great stone bone"
by GABRIEL HUSKY LOGAN December 9, 2006
mugGet the stone bonemug.

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