Miles

The sexiest person alive hit him up best person ever

Miles is so sexy

by one stroky nonce November 20, 2019

half-mile scare

The uncertainty of whether or not you sharted while running.

"We have to take a break. Just got a half-mile scare."

by Mike&Josh September 5, 2016

Miracle mile

Getting yourself off in under 2 minutes. 60 seconds if you have a penis.

"Girl my man was so busy watching the game last night, I wen't to the bathroom and ran a miracle mile."

by WhitneySo August 10, 2022

Miles

The sweetest most adorable boy in the whole world. He’s cute and kind and very very handsome. He’ll be sweet to you even when you don’t deserve it. Everybody wants to be with Miles, men woman and NBs. He’s also got a monster cock

Wow look at Miles, he’s so cute

by Gaymer guy April 19, 2021

miles

people named miles are cool. why? because im named miles, and im cool.

hater: eww miles is a loser

me (miles): youre delusional

by ^^!135 December 4, 2021

Lewis miles

Pure ledge, nothing more, nothing less.

Lewis miles, oh yeah, he a legend

by Livinglegendlew November 24, 2021

Midlife Mile‑Club

A discreet hangout (or roster) of middle-aged men—married or settled—who see sex as the top priority and treat weekend cheating like a rite of passage: the cheat‑code for mid‑crisis sexual validation. It is a sex club who caters to unattractive middle aged men who have no morals and who are unemployed.

“That guy who keeps looking over here needs to join the Midlife Mile‑Club, no one else wants him”
"That middle aged man hitting on Sarah is apart of the midlife mile-club for sure"
"That guy must be in the wrong place - I heard the meeting for the midlife mile-club was held at the strip-club on Monday nights"
"I just had the president of the midlife mile-club just ask me to hook up with him"
"Who wants a middle-aged, bald, broke-ass, cheating, perverted nasty man from the midlife mile-club?"

by Does it Dirty June 9, 2025