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dog water

dog water is a way of saying something is trash. something isn't working right? it's dog water. someone is being fake? they're dog water. dog water can be used in many ways and referring to almost anything.
*someone does something stupid*
Madi: you're literal dog water that's why you have no funds with your dollar tree headset and why you have no pr you're cheaper than dollar tree with a one dollar off coupon *continues on with insults*
by dumb mewtwo February 9, 2021
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The dog

A dog that has humped multiple people and has lost its virginity so many times that it just sucks its cock for pleasure then eats it's tale and smells like shit.
Owner: “Omfg, that dog is so annoying he tries to ask me out then show his muscles.”
The dog: “meow.”
by TriplePeeT November 10, 2021
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Corn Dogging

The act in witch you coat your penis in breading and deep fry it for your partners enjoyment
I have a fetish of corn dogging my penis.
by torturedworm June 2, 2020
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bouncy dead dog

a dead dog that started bouncing after it died
Somebody: Did you hear about Carl's bouncy dead dog?

Somebody else: No, was his dead dog really bouncing?
by Mrs. Doggy August 22, 2022
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triple dog dodger

when (generally) two guys and one girl get together for a Threesome™ , with the female sandwiched in the middle, 1 male lying on his back and one male lying on top of the girl on his stomach. the bottom male takes the ass and neck and the top male takes . everything else
me: dude,, that dream i had last night was so weird,, i almost had a triple dog dodger with frank and gerard
person: no way!
by silentinletrees April 23, 2018
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dog

dog
dog.
by kerby_yes May 23, 2023
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Dog emoji

When you friend is lying say dog emoji
Jesus- I get bitches
Joaquin- dog emoji
by Vozhx_ May 12, 2022
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