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Shove a corn dog up my ass and call me a prostitute.

Self explanatory. Someone shoved a corn dog up your ass and calls you a prostitute.
Well, shove a corn dog up my ass and call me a prostitute.
by Corndogprositute June 1, 2018
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treat me like a cow from India, not a cow from Britain

Another way of saying "be nice to me". Said because in India, cows are worshipped as gods, and in Britain, cows are mistreated and are allowed to get hoof and mouth disease and mad cow disease.
Goliath: You're ugly and would only be good as food for the birds and wild animals!
David:Treat me like a cow from India, not a cow from Britain.
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"Jack me off like you beat your own meat!}" is what I tell my {roomie to do to me sometimes.
Hey Matt, Jack me off like you beat your own meat!
by eda-skip November 24, 2021
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You thought you ate? Give me that plate

You thought you ate? Gimme that plate” is the worse phrase in all of existence, saying this phrase as a male means that you aren’t a sigma male, your a bitch boy who likes dick in all of the holes on his body, saying this phrase as a female means that your a slutty human being that cannot come up with a better comeback so you say the phrase instead because your speechless.
Person 1: *Says something really cool a roast battle*

Person 2: “You thought you ate? Give me that plate!”

Person 3: “Wow, their that speechless that they say that bullshit instead of anything else?!”

Person 4: “Yeah I agree, they are totally a fag, must’ve been raised by farm animals.”
by 7_7 February 7, 2022
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fuck you i won't do what you tell me

a phrase in the song killing in the name by rage against the machine one of the most awesomest hard awesome erect bands in the universe. it's said 16 times and in the music vid the lead says it to a bouncer or a cop or a security dude like a bajillion times and then he calms down.

it's a seriously hardcore phrase, and most punk rocker peeps use the phrase every second of their life. practically.

also it's what you say when your teacher tells you to do something, or if you girlfriend suggests that you stop touching her cheek.
1)

Mom: Hey, Caleb, take out the trash!
Caleb: Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Mom: Umm... okay....

2)
Jacob: Excuse me, but would you mind closing your legs Shawn Johnson That smell of tuna is really getting to me.
Shawn Johnson: Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!"
Jacob: What the hell are you talking about? I just asked you to close your legs!

3)
Jason: Hey Erin you're hawttt
Erin: Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Jason: That just makes perfect sense, anyway, i'm gonna touch your cheek.
by Ninja J December 27, 2008
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A cause under the thuggizzle cares umbrella that spreads awareness about domestic violence. It's been said that hip hop artist and community philanthropist Phillip Hodge also known as thuggizzle started this cause because of the abuse that he would witness his mother take on from random men.
Thuggizzle Cares Keep Your Hands Off Me Domestic Violence Awareness is a cause that educates men and women on early signs abuse.
by hood cred April 2, 2019
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