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PND Syndrome

This is also known as, "Person Nearest the Door Syndrome." This rarely fatal but often times annoying syndrome occurs when your desk is nearest to the main door to your office. This awkward location paired with visitors coming in and looking to you as the office Receptionist can surmount and lead to some frustrating symptoms.

Symptoms of PND Syndrome include but are not limited to: daily irritability, mild to severe headaches, loss in productivity, interrupted lunch breaks, fake smiling, loss of enthusiasm, distaste for visitors, and difficulty focusing.
"Did you hear about Janet in accounting? She assaulted a UPS guy with a stapler this morning."
"Yeah, I've heard she's been having some real bad PND Syndrome."
by ChadVision4.0 July 30, 2019
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Sanders Syndrome

When you ignore bigotry targeted at your community from your friends/aquantences in order to further your own goals.
“I though Sean was gay, why is he hanging out with homophobes?”
“Oh Sean doesn’t care about that, he’s got a bad case of Sanders Syndrome.”
by thedeadneighbor July 31, 2019
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Fingers Up Nose Syndrome

Fingers Up Nose Syndrome is a genetic disorder commonly found in 15 Year old Arma 3 Players where they sound like they have their fingers jammed up their nose. There is no known cure for this disorder but there is hope for when Arma 4 gets released.
Wow these kids have a bad case of Fingers Up Nose Syndrome.
by Geeezzz1231 July 31, 2019
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gif syndrome

Gif syndrome is a loosely rare internet condition of sending too many fucking gifs for responses or just for the literal hell of it
My GF: sends and overly excessive amount of gifs
Me: are you okay? Do you have gif syndrome?

My GF: ....perhaps
by HighSchoolFucknut November 5, 2019
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Emilie's syndrome

When a person is mean to you for no reason even if she's your friend, despite all the attempts to satisfy her and being friendly
" - Damn why is she so mean and violent with me ?
- Don't worry dude it's normal...
- But I was kind with her

- ...She's got the Emilie's syndrome"
by Maxmoshark November 6, 2019
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Harry Potter Syndrome

It’s the military privilege of post war syndrome that make people think pictures move and past time is established.
Damn this Harry Potter syndrome my grandad that is dead keeps talking. I love him.
by Samantha Jo November 8, 2019
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Best Girl Syndrome

Best girl syndrome is when someone feverishly believes that their favourite character in fiction (typically a female in anime, hence the name) is the best character and will be stubborn in saying that theirs is the best and everyone should like it, and that if they don't they simply say that they know them better and say that the other person is in denial, not considering the fact that other people have different opinions.
Guy 1: god I love insert anime waifu here
Guy 2: nah is insert different anime waifu is better.
Guy 1: fair enough, I just like mine better.
Guy 2: you don't seem to get it, they are better.
Guy 1: ...to you maybe, but I still prefer anime waifu1.

Guy 2: you just aren't giving them a chance! Stop being stubborn about it!
Guy 1: and you have Best Girl Syndrome
by Undert23 November 8, 2019
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