Butt Snorkeler

Species of obsequious and sycophantic acolyte with no sense of self-worth and an outstanding desire to please the powerful.

As a butt snorkeler he had his head so far up his leader's arse that he needed a snorkel to breathe

by Argus Tuft 2 August 13, 2022

butt typing

A term similar to "butt dialing" that refers to the phenomenon where a virtual keyboard on a touch smartphone is accidentally touched, hence rendering a random strings of letters (and characters).

I just pulled my phone out of my pocket and found a text full of gibberish—classic case of butt typing!

by Emotional Cruiser August 22, 2025

Butt-it

Another term for passing gas or flatulence.

He butt-it so loud the room shook and smelled atrocious

by Ftmillrightone February 8, 2024

doggy poop butt

You bring your dog out for a walk and come back inside, where, lo and behold, there’s a huge poopy stuck to the dog’s ass that never came off outside. You can’t take it off with dabbing with a paper towel. You gotta shower off that dog butt. How fun is that?!

Oh no, my dog has doggy poop butt after the walk today. What the hell am I gonna do. It smells so bad. Aaargh! Puke puke.

by Purplenado March 10, 2023

dirty butt baby

When a bi male takes a load from a man then has relations with a woman and she gets pregnant.

Did you hear Jess had Scott's dirty butt baby? Brad was the sperm donor.

by zedd December 25, 2022

stinky-butt head

The worst thing you can ever call someone. It has the power of 100 shaggy's combined. If you call someone this, the universe explodes.

Joe: Your mom gay
Bob: Don't make me
Joe: Do it. I dare you
Bob You are a stinky-butt head
Joe:*explodes and so does the universe*

by phantonrider636 May 11, 2021

Butt-mouth

When you fuck your wife in the ass and than immediately pull out, stick your cock in her mouth, than back in the butt, than back in the mouth!

Hey guys! I did the butt-mouth, butt-mouth, butt-mouth DONE last night with the wife!

by Madmonk210 September 17, 2023