To solve a problem at minimum.
"Getting (it) to post" is the earliest point you can say "it works" without adding "technically," or the first thing that you have to do before starting anything else. Often implies that hard work and/or kludges were—and will be—required.
Derived from the "POST screen" (Power On Self Test), where a computer checks if all its hardware is working after being turned on; the first milestone in building/fixing a computer is reaching this screen.
"Getting (it) to post" is the earliest point you can say "it works" without adding "technically," or the first thing that you have to do before starting anything else. Often implies that hard work and/or kludges were—and will be—required.
Derived from the "POST screen" (Power On Self Test), where a computer checks if all its hardware is working after being turned on; the first milestone in building/fixing a computer is reaching this screen.
"It took like four hours to get this piece of shit to post, but it's done."
"We can't even get to post without his say-so, and yet he's always late."
"Focus on getting it to post before making it look pretty."
"We can't even get to post without his say-so, and yet he's always late."
"Focus on getting it to post before making it look pretty."
by a sentient bag of goon March 1, 2025

1. To right a wrong done on you by someone or something.
2. To steal or otherwise take advantage of someone or something.
2. To steal or otherwise take advantage of someone or something.
1. That laptop wasnt fucking working so I straight smashed that bitch.
Damn bro you got right on that laptop.
2. This fool left his ray bands on the bench; it’s get right season.
Damn bro you got right on that laptop.
2. This fool left his ray bands on the bench; it’s get right season.
by _Anon33 October 19, 2018

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

Referring to when your friend gets delayed or is forced to cancel plans due to parental interference
"Did Matthew say when he'll be back?"
"Nah, He's Getting Momcel'd right now, so he probably won't be back soon"
"Nah, He's Getting Momcel'd right now, so he probably won't be back soon"
by Spartmilkma September 7, 2025

A over-simplified or less serious variation of "Kill yourself" or "Die in a Ditch"
Useful to get your point across in a short amount of time such as through texting or online videogame lobbies
Useful to get your point across in a short amount of time such as through texting or online videogame lobbies
by Legeth'Drn August 3, 2022

by seagull88 September 28, 2011

To get ‘‘john wicked’’ or ‘‘john wicking someone’’ means having your dog shot at or shooting someone’s dog.
Based on the John Wick saga, where the whole story starts because someone killed his beloved dog.
Based on the John Wick saga, where the whole story starts because someone killed his beloved dog.
@Victoriayavnyi on YT : I feel safe working out at night thanks to my big dog.
Some bitter men in the comments: A gun would end him. I pray for you to get John Wicked.
Person 1: My dog is my best protector.
Person 2: Until I John Wick you.
Some bitter men in the comments: A gun would end him. I pray for you to get John Wicked.
Person 1: My dog is my best protector.
Person 2: Until I John Wick you.
by slangingshark September 24, 2023
